Waaait, whoah, what even happened? Why're we duking it out now?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Thought I told you to go hide, Kafka. Whaddaya over here for?
Kafka
Aw, gawd, I'm fine. Just tell me what's going on, and make it slick.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Hah, just take a look. Infected and Non-Infected don't see eye to eye most times, hey? So we split into two sides and brawl.
Kafka
I mean, yeah, that happens for sure, but the jailers don't care?!
B-Zone Prisoner A
Well, I want you to look at them careful.
Jailer A
*Clicks tongue* Sure do love a good inmate fight.
Jailer A
We hit the jackpot with today's shift.
Jailer B
Hahah, right you are.
Jailer B
This is the moment. The only joy working in this hellhole.
Jailer B
Get their asses, A-Zoners! I'm watchin' you!
B-Zone Prisoner A
You see that? They're living it up like no one else here.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Plus, the side that wins gets slightly better eats for the next while.
Kafka
So this is all their fun? What's stopping us from just not fighting?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Not fighting? Kafka, you know how I got slammed up?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Took the scruff of everyone who looked down on me, and I socked 'em!
B-Zone Prisoner A
Hey, Kafka. I reckon, all the places in the goddamn world, this is the only one where you can bust Non-Infected jaws and the fuzz can't even be assed to slap you on the wrist.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Beat someone to death? You get locked in for a while.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Besides, if you're really gonna die, you're gonna die. Who's scared of that in prison?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Beh, I'm done. You get it. I'm gonna go back and make hay. You find somewhere and stay low!
Kafka
Beh yourself. You're lookin' down on Kafka, you know.
Kafka
But man. I guess the Infected and the Non-Infected still live the same old clash in here.
Kafka
Not just living it, even. Idea's gone mutant. Supermutant.
Kafka
I've seen a thing or two outside, but I've gotta admit, if this ain't a first for me... If Silence was watching this, she'd be sick to the bone.
Kafka
But sorry, Silence, 'cause I'm different. Heheh.
Kafka
Messier the sitch gets, the more I like it.
Kafka
You fight your thing, and I'll go see what pies I can't get my fingers in. That gets me ready for the next bit...
Kafka
Yeuch, who sneaked their leftovers out for a box lunch?
Kafka
Why's there a sock here...?
Kafka
I guess that's what you get in a real prison. Y'all do what you're meant to, huh. Not finding anything I could really use though...
Kafka
Buuut...
B-Zone Prisoner
Drop dead, dirtbag!
A-Zone Prisoner
Drop dead yourself!
Kafka
Ooh, they're going at it. And the long-timers here don't play fair, either. They've been making all sortsa weapons on the down low.
Kafka
Come on, get madder. Then drop something for me. Heheh.
???
Ngh!
B-Zone Prisoner
I got a stray one here, heh-heh-heh...
Kafka
Aw, nerts, that girl's in trouble!
Kafka
Maybe I oughta go help...
???
......
B-Zone Prisoner
Heh, heh...
Kafka
Oops. She was hiding something up her sleeve, looks like. Interesting, interesting...
???
What's going on here?!
Jailer A
Superintendent Barton, sir! The prisoners are fighting!
Barton
And you're sitting there watching? You ain't stoppin' them?
Jailer B
Oh, Superintendent. Time's up?
Barton
I don't give a hoot which way the time is, it's our duty as jailers to manage the prisoners!
Jailer A
Yes, sir.
Jailer A
Hey, you lot! Superintendent says it's time to quit it!
B-Zone Prisoners
*Columbian slang*
A-Zone Prisoners
*Columbian dialect*
Barton
Urgh. I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is prison. Not your consarned battlefield.
Barton
Y'all should be workin' proper. Actin' proper. Only way your moms, pops 'n' buds out there'll see you a day sooner. You hear me?
Barton
I'm tellin' you this for your own good...
B-Zone Prisoner A
Tch. Here we go again.
Kafka
Wow, there's a couple marks on you. Y'alright?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Right as rain. Scratches! And I got to smash in a few A-Zone dirtbags for the trouble. Heheh, fine deal to me!
Kafka
And it winds down like this every time?
B-Zone Prisoner A
You mean Barton?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Yeah, more or less. He's the jailers' Super. Always shows up at times like these, puts on the vaudeville and hits the brakes. Then says some meaningful crap.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Especially moments like now when the place's stopped over at a city, the warden's gone and he acts like he's lord of the prison.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Dropped on his head as a kid.
B-Zone Prisoner A
But it ain't every time this happens, I'll tell you that.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Plenty of times it don't stop for nothin'... I'd say most of the time, actually. Not that often it's over when over says, like today.
B-Zone Prisoner A
But when it just won't end, you'll see Barton call in his safety.
Kafka
His what?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Yup. There he is.
???
......
Kafka
Anthony?!
B-Zone Prisoner A
Looks like you really do know him.
Kafka
I mean, I've only seen him all dressed up before...
He might be a prisoner, but he esteems rationality, and he does not make his first resort violence. In his downtime, he likes to read. Write. Listen to records. Mighty fine boy!
B-Zone Prisoner A
Bleuch.
Kafka
You don't like Anthony?
B-Zone Prisoner A
No, no, no, don't get me wrong, Kafka.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Ain't no-one in this prison who'd cross Anthony.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Usually, he's just like Barton said. Good to other folks. But we all know he's the biggest, muscliest goddamn shot in this place.
B-Zone Prisoner A
They say when he came into prison, first thing he did was go and beat every last guy in C-Zone into line.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Damn right. And anyone else from C-Zone barely gets to meet us, but he's the real thing. Swell as a bell. A-Zone or B-Zone, everyone falls in with him.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Yeah. I'm just barfing having to look at Barton.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Listen to him. You think he's praisin' Anthony right now? He's mocking him.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Anthony's the only guy he can't lift his head against, but he needs Anthony to wrangle us, so this is the only way he can do it.
Barton
We are Mansfield State Prison. State! Prison. We are a pilot penitentiary with special approval from the capital. We will serve as a shining example to the other states.
B-Zone Prisoner B
Tch. We're a crowd of convicts. Example your face...
Barton
In short, I hope you can now reflect on yourselves. Reflect for my sake!
Barton
Let's go, Anthony. You've got an hour of hittin' the books today.
Anthony
Hm.
Kafka
So usually you don't even see Anthony?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Usually, I guess?
B-Zone Prisoner A
Timetabling for the serious offenders is outta step with ours, and most of the time they're just staying in the C-Zone tower.
B-Zone Prisoner A
What, you wanna see him?
Kafka
Mayhaps I do.
Kafka
I wanna talk about something with him. Obviously, not something the jailers can know about.
B-Zone Prisoner A
Don't worry, I get'cha. If you wanna have a little heart-to-heart with him, it's not like you don't have a shot...