Throw us in the ring and I'll have you on the ground in round one.
Leto
I'm not so sure.
Beehunter
How about this, Leto: You gimme another set. You land a good hit, and I give you a prize. Sound good?
Leto
Yeah, sure.
Leto
Take this!
Beehunter
Yeah, not bad. More power in there.
Beehunter
Steady breathing too.
Beehunter
My turn. For the prize!
Beehunter
Oraoraora!
Leto
Mmh!
Leto
Phew, *cough,* *hack...*
Leto
Shura! You...!
Leto
*Cough* *cough* *hack...* Phew... whew.
Leto
Can you teach me that move?!
Beehunter
Oh I can teach. But can you learn?
Leto
It's just throwing your fists around a bit. What's to learn?
Beehunter
It's a trick I use against those 'bugs' when I'm diggin' out honey. Does good work on the thorny bastards in the ring too.
Leto
Really?
Beehunter
Oh yeah. Total knockout, every time. How else could it go?
Beehunter
If you really wanna learn, head outside and dig out some honey. You'll get it quick.
Beehunter
Trust me.
Leto
Eh? Nah, screw that.
Leto
You're the Beehunter.
Beehunter
The Beehunter's an Ursus who fights for her life. But if we're talkin' about the future? My money's on little Leto.
Leto
Hehe, now that's what I like to hear.
Beehunter
Okay, break's over, come fight me.
Beehunter
'course, if you'd rather take a beating, we can do that too. I'm okay spendin' the rest of our training room time makin' you my punching bag.
Leto
Just you wait, Shura. I'm gonna get you this time!
Beehunter
Oohββ
Beehunter
If you can't hit me with your fists, why not get a weapon?
Leto
C'mon, I have my pride, Shura.
Leto
Although, the training room weapons all have safety features. Getting hit with 'em just hurts a bit.
Leto
You grab one too. We'll spar.
Beehunter
Sure.
Leto
Knucklers for you?
Beehunter
Plenty of folks in the ring like polearms.
Leto
Hum, finally getting serious, are we?
Beehunter
There's two ways to deal with somebody using a polearm, you know?
Leto
I dunno. Teach me.
Beehunter
Sure.
Announcement
You haveββtwenty minutesββof time left in this training room. Use your time wisely and prepare the room for use by other operators. Repeat: You haveββ
Beehunter
Runnin' outta time. Okay, let's go!
Leto
C'mon!
Leto
So fast!
Leto
Gah.
Beehunter
Gulpββ
Leto
Gulp gulp, aaahhhββthat's sweet.
Beehunter
Don't chug so much water right after training. You'll get midnight cramps.
Leto
That's Future Leto's problem. Right now it feels amazing.
Beehunter
How 'bout it? You learn something today?
Leto
Yeah.
Beehunter
Hehe. Lay it on me.
Leto
Never, ever get close to a boxer.
Beehunter
The knucklers are just there to scare ya.
Beehunter
I only came at you with my shoulders and elbows. Plus you got safety gear. No way you got hurt.
Leto
But I couldn't block you at all, Shura.
Leto
What kind of training did you do to get so fast? You have to teach me.
Beehunter
I fought a lot, I didn't die. Ta-dah.
Beehunter
Take enough beatings and you'll learn how somebody's gonna wanna come at you.
Beehunter
And if you don't, you get dumpstered pretty quick.
Leto
What about me? Am I dumpstered?
Beehunter
You've got me and your sisters lookin' out for you. You ever end up in a dumpster, we'll come fish you out.
Leto
You say that like I'm garbage.
Beehunter
Hahaha. Don't sweat it, Leto. You're still a kid. Get some experience under your belt and you'll be a lot stronger. No question.
Leto
Don't patronize me! I evenββ!
Leto
(Muttering) I even stood up to Reunion.
Beehunter
Huh?
Beehunter
(Quietly) Why haven't I heard this before? You're not makin' it up, are ya?
Leto
No way.
Leto
How about this? Let's go wash up, get something to eat, make ourselves comfortable, and I'll tell you the whole story.
Beehunter
Sounds good. I asked Logistics to make me up a honey drink a couple days ago. Perfect timing.
Beehunter
And Dur-nar, I hear she did up some wild snacks the other day. Word on the street is she'll sell you some if you give her the password.
Beehunter
Ready? Break.
Leto
Okay. See you back at the dorm.
Leto
Hey, wait!
Beehunter
What's up?
Leto
Duh.
Leto
(Quietly) What's the password? It was always Gummy and Her Worship who did stuff like this. I dunno how.
Beehunter
Oh, come here, I'll tell ya.
Beehunter
(Quietly) Listen up. I'm only gonna say it once. Don't ask questions.
Leto
(Quietly) Got it.
Beehunter
(Quietly) Dur-nar's Snack Network covers all of Rhodes Island. But for security, you can only get access by invitation from somebody the network trusts. I usually work through Haze. She's hella discreet.
Beehunter
(Quietly) You knock six times. Long, short, long, long, short, long. Get it?
Leto
(Quietly) Got it.
Beehunter
(Quietly) Then you make conversation when they open the door. When they say the word 'glockenspiel,' you gotta immediately reply, 'this one's pretty good.' Then you'll get the price and you're golden.
Beehunter
(Quietly) Don't forget: 'Glockennnspiel,' long in the middle, short at the end.
Beehunter
(Quietly) Get it?
Leto
(Quietly) Got it.
Beehunter
Good. I gotta shower. Later.
Leto
See ya.
Leto
Hmmmββ
Leto
I gotta go through all that just to get some snacks?
Leto
That's a pain in the ass. I'll just get Gummy to do it.