Raise that lamp a little higher, I need the light on every detail of the exhibits.
Museum Staff
Yes, Curator Hanimefendi!
Frantic Girl
Who put this statue of a songstress with the sculptures from the Old Calendar Age of Shadows? Completely wrong era. Take it out and move it to Hall Two.
Museum Staff
I'm on it, Curator Hanimefendi!
Frantic Girl
Where is that instrument restored with tech from the Old Calendar Age of Chants? Why don't I see it?
Frantic Girl
Not here...
Frantic Girl
Not here either...
Cheery Singing
βͺO guests from afar, ripples in the lotus pond follow thee hereβͺ
Cheery Singing
βͺNeath the tree's shade, sup sweet dates and fresh beerβͺ
Cheery Singing
βͺLet us toast now to a midsummer, and cheers!βͺ
Sycophantic Employee
Oh, Medjehtiqedti Hanimefendi, your singing rivals even the most elegant of fowlbeasts! I can't tear myself away!
Ingratiating Employee
Ah, Medjehtiqedti Hanimefendi, the notes of your lute flow like purest water! Like the calmest, sweetest brook!
Medjehtiqedti
But of course. I have worked tirelessly for months to produce the perfect rendition of this ancient ballad.
Frantic Girl
...
Frantic Girl
Hmph. Words sweet as honey, fingers idle as a slumberfoot. No wonder I couldn't find you.
Frantic Girl
You do know that restored lute is going on display tomorrow, right, Titi?
Medjehtiqedti
Do allow the welcoming committee to borrow it for today, Anat. We have an honored guest coming, and the museum must receive her well.
Anat
It's a special exhibit for the Flood Festival, Titi.
Anat
Our top priority is ensuring there are no errors in any of the sections.
Anat
Our visitors can be very fussy about the details. You've been here long enough, you should know better than I.
Medjehtiqedti
Let's not get mad now, Curator Hanimefendi.
Medjehtiqedti
This is your first major exhibit since taking up your post, so I understand that you're a little anxious about it.
Medjehtiqedti
But trust me, Anat, you need to calm down. No matter what you're putting on display, someone is going to nitpick it.
Medjehtiqedti
This is Menat-Ha'mait. Every family's got some treasure stashed away somewhere. It's no surprise they'd turn their noses up at our exhibits.
Anat
I'm going to check over the new displays for tomorrow.
Medjehtiqedti
Don't worry, I won't disturb your date with that esteemed gentleman.
Anat
It's an object I'm studying, not my date.
Medjehtiqedti
You look at it ever so lovingly, though.
Medjehtiqedti
Strange...
Medjehtiqedti
Has no-one picked her up yet since we've been talking?
I'm guessing that girl over there is learning how the irrigation channels work, gonna write a thesis on the history of it.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
Or maybe she's an epigraphist, and she's just cleaning the sludge off the stele in the river.
Extremely Idle Citizen
What's the difference? They're just different types of history nerd.
Extremely Idle Citizen
Blame it on the city's long history. Every historian in Sargon gets obsessed with this place.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
Yeah. Look at this ancient riverway we've got here, four centuries old, broad and wide. And our buildings? A youthful two centuries, yet tall and impressive.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
You wanna talk about 'rich historical tradition'? Well, here you have it.
Extremely Idle Citizen
Can any of them beat the Flood Festival, though? We've been celebrating it for over a thousand years.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
Oh, when it floods, I'm going to offer up some white oasis flowers to the river god. May His breath be forever filled with their fragrant aroma.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
What offering have you prepared, friend?
Extremely Idle Citizen
A cup and plate of pure gold, along with a jar of wine, in accordance with my family traditions. The wine was sealed by my grandfather when my father was born, an excellent vintage.
Extremely Idle Citizen
May He enjoy its taste, and share in the festival spirit with us.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
May we meet Him wandering the realm, and earn His blessing.
Incredibly Bored Citizen
O immortal Menat-Ha'mait, may He forever grace this city.
Girl by the Shore
Did you find it yet, hanimefendi?
Pepe
Give me a sec, kiddo, I think I felt it just now.
Girl by the Shore
But you've been standing in the river for half an hour already. You keep saying you almost got it...
Ah, no, don't cry! I was just teasing you! I got it! See? It's right here in my hand!
Sad Girl
You're a meanie...
Pepe
*sigh* I'm too used to teasing my little brother back home.
Sad Girl
I feel sorry for your poor little brother...
Pepe
Save your pity, that kid gives me endless headaches. Alright, pass me the jar. I'll put the fin in it for you.
Sobbing Girl
I thought I'd never see my goldfin again... Thanks, hanimefendi.
Pepe
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I worked my butt off helping you get your finny friend back. Put a little more pep into that 'thanks'.
Sobbing Girl
THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU'RE THE BEST!
Pepe
Now that's more like it.
Pepe
Alright, you'd best hurry home already. No more fancy ideas about trying to take your pet for a walk.
Happy Girl
See you, hanimefendi.
Pepe
Taking a pet fin for a walk in the river? Reminds me of the crazy ideas I had as a kid.
Medjehtiqedti
*cough*
Pepe
Well then. Seems our audience has finally had enough of me groping around in the water for finbeasts.
Medjehtiqedti
Glad you still know me so well, Pepe.
Pepe
*sigh* I really don't want to head to the museum so soon. When Anat's in question-asking mode, I won't even get a moment's rest.
Pepe
Where is she, anyway? She didn't come with you?
Medjehtiqedti
She's acting curator now. Got a lot of things to do. With the upcoming super-important exhibition, she's been busier than ever.
Pepe
Nice. Never thought she'd get promoted right after she arrived. I remember back in school, nobody thought she'd go far with that meek personality, but I knew she was a hard worker. She'll go far.
Medjehtiqedti
She's always been one tough reed. She never yields.
Pepe
Sure you aren't talking about yourself? You've been in this city for a while. No big changes?
Medjehtiqedti
Me? I'm not too busy, but I'm also not too free. I was just barely able to secure the title of vice curator.
Pepe
Weren't you in charge of stuff at that Columbian museum?
Medjehtiqedti
I was in charge of their business operations. Things are different here, you know.
Medjehtiqedti
The Menat-Ha'mait museum doesn't need to profit. Annual support from the Lords Ameer and the Padishahs is enough. No use for me.
Medjehtiqedti
Which is great. I get to take it easy.
Pepe
But you always kept yourself busy... back in the day.
Medjehtiqedti
How about you? You must have gotten a lot of good stuff out of your travels.
Pepe
More than you can imagine.
Medjehtiqedti
Hmm. Sounds like your report's going to be a lot longer than you can imagine as well.
Pepe
Oh no. It's so hot here. Feel like I've got sunstroke. I'm gonna stay here and cool down in the breeze.
Medjehtiqedti
Save it. Do you know how many times I used that excuse to help you ditch class?
You've been sitting there quite a while, hanim, and the sun is rather fierce. Would you like something to drink? We have our specialty liquorice juice, freshly made. Only five dinars.
Waiter
Or how about an apple and roselle tea? Two dinars a cup.
Odd Woman
No.
Waiter
Perhaps a glass of apricot juice then? Only one dinar.
Odd Woman
I said no.
Waiter
Very well then...
Extravagant Traveler
Hold on, waiter, not so fast. A pot of your best coffee, if you will, and add some local cardamom and cloves.
Extravagant Traveler
And a glass of liquorice juice for the lady.
Waiter
Right away.
Extravagant Traveler
Coming to Menat-Ha'mait for the Flood Festival, anyone should have filled their wallet. You won't get much out of your trip like this.
Extravagant Traveler
No offense, but I have always been of the belief that man should live within his means. If your funds are insufficient, there are plenty more other places to enjoy a holiday.
Extravagant Traveler
I've heard that Dossoles in BolΓvar is rather pleasant. Cheap, with beautiful scenery, suitable for those of more... frugal means.
Odd Woman
You speak wisdom. A truly educated man you must be.
Extravagant Traveler
You flatter me. And yourself? Broadening your horizons on the road?
Odd Woman
On the road...? I suppose so. I seek my own road to follow.
Waiter
Your coffee, effendi.
Extravagant Traveler
Here, please.
Waiter
Your liquorice juice, hanim.
Odd Woman
(Drinks it up in a single gulp)
Odd Woman
I thank you for your hospitality.
Extravagant Traveler
(Quietly) Hmph.
Extravagant Traveler
Waiter, could you tell me of some particularly fun activities during your Flood Festivalβ
Extravagant Traveler
Why the look?
Waiter
Forgive me, effendi. I am simply amazed that the hanim was so hesitant to part with her money for a drink, yet gave me a sizable tip...
Extravagant Traveler
Ah, it appears my fellow traveler was of small means but great pride.
Extravagant Traveler
No matter, I shall find some amusements by myself. The bill please, waiter.
A dark cloud floats by, blocking the glaring rays of the sun. The red-maned woman pours coins out of her purse, tossing them into the river with an even hand. The ripples tear apart the sun's reflection.
Ahh... The Grand Bazaar's apricot juice still hits the spot. Tastes pretty much the same as it did back when we were in school!
Medjehtiqedti
This is where I thought you'd be, but it took me some long, fruitless searching to remember that we would only ever come here the three of us.
Medjehtiqedti
When you were alone, you would always go to...
Pepe
The river. I love strolling along the river by myself. Didn't think you'd run all over the place to find me.
Medjehtiqedti
You are an honored guest, Pepe.
Pepe
We're friends, you don't need to be so particular about all this...
Medjehtiqedti
...
Pepe
You didn't organize some toe-curlingly cringey performance to welcome me back, did you?
Medjehtiqedti
...
Medjehtiqedti
That would be the proper rites and ceremonies.
Pepe
Save it! I can hear the cogs in your brain grinding away as you cook up your evil machinations.
Medjehtiqedti
So what big discovery got you coming back here?
Pepe
A jewel.
Medjehtiqedti
A jewel?
Gem Merchant
Sapphire bracelets, necklaces and earrings, make a set of your choosing, only two thousand dinars a set! If you like it then buy it, no haggling, no bargaining. Only two thousand dinars and they're yours!
Streetside Loudspeaker
Dear customers, we are now offering a lovely selection of hand-selected emerald rings. Enjoy a discount if you buy an entire box!
Streetside Loudspeaker
Guaranteed quality and weight, while still economical. Every one fifteen carats! Buy some to send home to your family and friends, only four thousand five hundred dinars for the box!
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Rubies, sapphires, chrysoberyl, amethysts, rose quartz, olivine! For gems, come to the Grand Bazaar, where we offer bulk trade and low prices, all day every day!
Medjehtiqedti
Menat-Ha'mait's drowning in all sorts of jewels. I don't think you're turning heads if it's any regular old gem.
Pepe
Hey, this jewel's pretty extraordinary, okay?
Medjehtiqedti
Extraordinary?
Lady of Refined Taste
I recently bought a piece of pink kyanite. They say it was once used for purifying water. The Originium circuit carved into it is incredibly delicate, a work of art in its own right.
Ornately-Dressed Man
Sounds rather valuable. I bought a similar tourmaline just last month. The power of my Arts improved substantially after laying it into my cane.
Impressively Stylish Elder
Both cannot compare with this treasure of mine. Look.
Lady of Refined Taste
Isn't this a limited edition gemstone belt from last year? I remember the peddler said it could rejuvenate your skin and slow your aging.
Ornately-Dressed Man
Do you feel anything wearing it?
Impressively Stylish Elder
I do feel rather more refreshed...
Pepe
Eh, compared to the ones going around the Grand Bazaar, the one I found can do something really special.
Medjehtiqedti
Special how? These Originium-etched jewels being sold here are already pretty special for anyone coming from outside the city.
Pepe
Let's get walking first, Titi.
Medjehtiqedti
Don't tell me there's some kind of dirty secret behind it?
Pepe
No way! Relax, I'll tell you, butβ
Pepe
Before this scorcher of a sun gets too high in the sky, I want to run by Septagram Avenue to buy an idol. Even research needs the blessing of the gods, right?
Medjehtiqedti
You best walk quick then. That road's going to be too hot for your feet real soon.
What?! The jewel you found was a relic of the Shah?
Pepe
Man... I shouldn't have worn open-toed sandals. I'm going to have sandal-patterned feet later.
Medjehtiqedti
Seriously? You're thinking about your sandals now? Where did you find that jewel?
Pepe
I got a clue in a place once known as Szubat-Arsalan. After a few twists and turns, I finally found it in the territory of a Lord Ameer.
Medjehtiqedti
The Lionpride's Ancient Throne...
Pepe
I also saw some ancient images left by the Shah himself in a cave full of crystals.
Pepe
And I wrote everything down in this journal. It'll make public the true location of the great trove, and prove that the Shah's promise to the Nightzmora was more than just a legend.
Pepe
Just think what might be waiting for us among all those riches?
Pepe
Yet no matter how valuable that stuff may be, the true treasure is the clues that will help us reconstruct the truth of that era.
Pepe
We'll find the answers to the Shah's unsolved mysteries one by one, Titi!
Pepe
Why would he make such a crazy declaration of war? Or what really happened in the legendary clash with Kharanduu Khagan in the south! Or his final resting place!
Pepe
These discoveries will shock the people! All Shar-Agade, the entire City of Gold, will be looking my way!
Medjehtiqedti
If you know where it is, just take a team there to excavate it. It's justβ
Pepe
No, there's one last trail to follow. I need to borrow an artifact from the museum.
Medjehtiqedti
You're the daughter of a Padishah. The museum storehouses are open to you, anything you want that isn't on public display.
Pepe
Thaaaaat's the issue.
Medjehtiqedti
Wait. Don't tell me you want...
Pepe looks at the facade of the museum, a banner slowly unfolding across it.
The banner depicts a slender mummy draped in golden armor, its face hidden by a death mask.
And at the end of that banner is written in great, big script:
Landmark Exhibit Commemorating Varjavandabad Museum's AnniversaryβThe Nameless General of the Shah's Very Court!
Pepe
The General? No, he is the guardian of the trove.
Medjehtiqedti
No matter who it actually is, it's Anat's most prized exhibit. I don't think you're going to borrow it that easily.
Pepe
Well, a jewel with clues won't prove anything by itself. I can only show my worth to my father and the Shahanshah by finding the Shah's trove.
Pepe
If I do that, I can go to the City of Gold, become the Shahanshah's Historian of Shar-Agade, and write an account of all Sargonian history.
Medjehtiqedti
Being a Padishah's heir not good enough for you, Pepe?
Pepe
The wealth and authority is just superficial prosperity. The true honor that runs through our family is the role of court historian, passed down from generation to generation.
Medjehtiqedti
But... Hasn't your father always wanted your brother to be the court historian?
Pepe
Well, we both have the same basic qualities. But I'm not losing to him on ability either.
Medjehtiqedti
Pepe, the City of Gold's envoy is taking your brother there in two months.
Pepe
I'll make it in time, Titi! I just need you to help me! Anat's only willing to lend me that mummy to study come autumn.
Pepe
But this summer is my last opportunity. I can't wait that long.
Medjehtiqedti
You and your brother... You were always fighting as kids, and now you're at loggerheads over the same court appointment.
Medjehtiqedti
...Here. My pass. Take it.
Medjehtiqedti
You can sneak into the exhibition hall at night and study it, quietly.
Pepe
Titi...
Medjehtiqedti
I'm just sick of seeing you two bicker and quarrel these past few years.
Medjehtiqedti
This is the last time I'll help you. If in the end, you come up empty-handed, then please don't keep stubbornly trudging on.
Good. The guest's itinerary has been confirmed. I'll welcome her properly.
Odd Woman
A descendant of a glorious clan of historians, the one who spreads ballads of kings and heroes, explorer of all Sargon, purveyor of knowledge, a respected Padishah's daughterβ
Odd Woman
Djerwnapekhaper Saciut Hatshepsut.
Odd Woman
Any other would worry they would forget all these appellations, but the one who stands here is Narantuya, and her only regret is that these titles are all held by one person.
Narantuya
Fine. I guess the ransom ought to settle my debts even if it's just one girl.
Narantuya
The money left in this purse should be enough to buy a ticket for tomorrow...
Narantuya
Never mind.
Narantuya
The line would be too long, and the sun too hot.
Narantuya
And in this city, gold coins are too common to be worth anything.
Do you swear by your golden sun, your splendid gems and the great museum behind you?
Minoan Traveler
That you will answer prudently on account of your respect for history and civilization alike?
Minoan Traveler
Look within, at your own conscience, and tell me once more. How much is a ticket to the museum?
Museum Ticketer
I already told you, hanim. The hall for non-Sargonian artifacts is free of charge. Only the Sargonian exhibition hall needs tickets.
Museum Ticketer
If you don't understand, we have the prices for our tour services here on the window. You can hire one of our translators too, if needed.
Minoan Traveler
So the Minoan exhibition hall is free to enter?!
Museum Ticketer
I'll say it once more, hanim. There is no 'Minoan exhibition hall'.
Museum Ticketer
But at times there will be a few Minoan artifacts on display in the Northeastern Tributary exhibit.
Minoan Traveler
...'Northeastern Tributary'?
The foreign traveler takes a deep breath, the muscles of her bare arm bulging as she clenches her fist.
A part of the ticketer's mind is telling her to pull the booth's shutter closed, but the traveler's other hand is firmly holding it open.
Minoan Traveler
History is a grand river beside which all who live upon this great land trek. The Originium workshops of the Ancient Town of Tal'sas were unearthed by Gaulish explorers. The scrolls detailing the legends of old Agamem were restored by Minoan artisans.
Minoan Traveler
But Minos's own history has gone against the current, and has found itself scattered across the golden sands. I have traced its path just to catch a glimpse of its fragments.
Minoan Traveler
Whether or not you agree, a historian's mission is to find the past that people have forgotten.
Minoan Traveler
For the sake of this duty, should we not prevent arrogant discrimination by history's tyrannical plunderers?
Minoan Traveler
In other words, if you believe that Sargonian history is worth a hundred dinars to see, then should Minoan history not stand equal?
Museum Ticketer
...
Museum Ticketer
Do you want a ticket or not, hanim?
Minoan Traveler
βEven more importantly, Sargonians, as it so happens, are the plunderers, in this case.
Minoan Traveler
With all that said, are you willing to hold fast to your conscience and confront the true value of Minos's artifacts?
Museum Ticketer
Next!
Minoan Traveler
Wait.
Minoan Traveler
My name is Aspasia ho Herias. Please, use the Minoan spelling, not a Sargonian transliteration.