Oh, what an honor it is for me to meet you here, Hatshepsut Hanimefendi.
Noble Scholar
The slipper from the early New Calendar era you brought has certainly broadened my knowledge of history. I had no idea the people of so many centuries ago had such fine techniques in crafting footwear.
Noble Scholar
To think they could make a shoe that fits the curve of the foot so well. As for the lotus ornament atop it, vivid beyond words.
Noble Scholar
Not to mention this slipper was made not long after the great explosion, and it reflects the drastic shifts in the local climate.
Noble Scholar
It's a pity that it's missing its twin. I fear it won't win on its own.
Pepe
That's fine, second place is enough for me. It's the participation that counts.
Noble Scholar
Of course, of course. As daughter of the Padishah, Hatshepsut Hanimefendi, you will one day take up the mantle of Padishah. I am sure such a trifling honor would not be worth fretting over.
Pepe
That's... still a bit early. There's a lot of things we can't say for sure.
High-status Magnate
I've heard your younger brother has been selected to become court historian, and that he will set out for the City of Gold in two months, Hatshepsut Hanim.
Noble Scholar
Ah, even a girl as talented as Hatshepsut Hanim was not chosen for the post, which just goes to show how gifted her brother is.
Pepe
*sigh* We're practically the same, really.
High-status Magnate
Are you trying to say, good sir, that becoming a padishah does not require talent and ability? I believe that if Hatshepsut Hanim were to take that position, her family would no doubt continue to bask in glory.
Noble Scholar
This is different. Hatshepsut Hanim's family is Sargon's most illustrious line of historians, after all.
May I ask... why the herald led me here? What orders am I to receive?
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
Eh? No, no, no orders here. Just a request.
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
If you happen to see a single golden slipper... Do not give it too high a mark.
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
Ah, but also not too low! We must still uphold the professionalism of our historians! Let's say... second place. Second place would be good.
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
Please! This is really, really important!
Nervous Ceremony Judge
That exhibit has precious historical value, but if you wish to reduce its mark for subjective reasons, that would not be considered unfair to our other competitors.
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
...
Woman Behind the Jeweled Screen
If you have deduced my identity, then please keep that a secret as well. Thank you.
Nervous Ceremony Judge
I will, resplendent Hanim.
Pepe
...Sorry.
Pepe
I'm definitely going to apologize to all my teachers and fellow archaeologists after this.
Pepe
I... I definitely, absolutely, 100% cannot lose, just this once! Why does everyone think I already lost to that little brat?
I am honored to inform you, hanimefendi, that your entry has proceeded to the final round of judging. In other words, you are now in the top three.
Aspasia
No, not that. The other part.
Gathering Staff
I ask that you follow me to the riverside in a little while, where the prizes will be given and the treasures will be immersed into the river.
Aspasia
So... You're going to throw my ten silver medals into the river?
Gathering Staff
Perish the thought, hanimefendi. That would be rather crude, and we would never dare to offend the river god.
Gathering Staff
We will place the treasures atop a small boat made of papyrus reeds, alongside gold, silver, and jewels to help weigh it down. We will sing hymns and chants as we watch the boat slowly sink into the waters.
Aspasia
This wasn't mentioned on the brochure.
Gathering Staff
I am terribly sorry. It was written in the instructions all participants had to sign. The competition's original purpose was to find treasures with the most historical value to knock upon the gate of the god.
Gathering Staff
During the Flood Festival, those favored winners will witness the river god with their own eyes as He wanders the riverside.
Aspasia
...
Aspasia
Forgive me, this was my mistake. It was close to the cutoff when I signed up, and I did not have time to read all ten pages of instructions.
Gathering Staff
Ah, that is a shame. As it is extremely rare for tourists to reach the final round of selection, you will be given a second opportunity to reaffirm your commitment.
Gathering Staff
Do you wish to continue participating?
Aspasia
...
Aspasia
Narantuya...
Aspasia
She hasn't returned yet.
Gathering Staff
Do you wish to seek a specialist consultant? I can bring you to the chief judge to discussβ
Hello? Anat, listen to me! You can start preparing the victory feast now!
Pepe
Hm-hm, of course, I would never take for granted the generosity youβve shown by lending me the general!
Pepe
I promise you that I'll stick the gem in when we get back tonight. If Zubayr goes through any changes, you'll be able to see them for yourself.
Pepe
...Relax, I've been taking good care of him. No stains or damage, I promise.
Pepe
...Y-You want to speak to him? No, nonono, he... he's under my protection, right? How can I just give him a communicator when everyone's staring at me?
Pepe
Why don't we talk about something else?! You don't know how hard I've had it! I've been talking up these old pedantic judges all morning just to guarantee second place.
Pepe
Listen, they're about to declare the winner at the big meeting spot. Once I get the gem, I'll head right back to the museum, where it's nice and quietβ
*phew* I can finally rest easy. Pepe's handled the gem issue, and Zubayr is just fine too.
Anat
Should we have a drink together later?
Medjehtiqedti
...
Anat
Is there something you wanted to say?
Medjehtiqedti
You're not going to want to hear it.
Anat
I do want to hear your suggestion, Titi.
Medjehtiqedti
You might think this is ridiculous, but... I feel like we might have to start the exhibition over, and keep the accident under wraps.
Medjehtiqedti
Just treat it as some sort of performance gone awry, then display it in a more vivid and... true-to-life manner?
Anat
So display a walking mummy and some artifacts, push up ticket prices a little while we're at it?
Medjehtiqedti
More or less, I guess...
Anat
You do know what our people use to scare crybaby children, right?
Medjehtiqedti
The exhibits being a bit odd isn't a bad thing!
Medjehtiqedti
My old Columbian museum had an exhibit: 'Has Science Gone Too Far? Creative Ideas That Would Be Scarier Successes Than Failures'.
Anat
But Titi, that's the idea behind a business whose number one goal is to make money. If we tried that here, a lot of people would be mad. A lot of people.
Anat
History itself is the foundation of this city!
Medjehtiqedti
Isn't the foundation that vein of gemstones that's nearly dried up?
Anat
You really shouldn't say things like that when we go to meet the nobles later.
Anat
That family is as ancient as the bricks in the tomb in the museum's great hall. They can be rather conservative.
Medjehtiqedti
Meddling here and there... What's wrong with those high-ups anyway?! Can't they just fork over a sum of money every year and forget about the museum like Pepe's family?
Anat
I worked hard to become acting curator, Titi. I really don't want to cause any sort of inconvenience.
Medjehtiqedti
Inconvenience?! You're seriously calling this an 'inconvenience'?!
(A-Am I? It's rather hot outside, haha. You're sweating too...)
Ceremony Host
Next up is a descendant of a glorious clan of historians, the one who shares ballads of kings and heroes, explorer of all Sargon, purveyor of knowledge, a respected Padishah's daughterβ
Ceremony Host
Hatshepsut Hanim and her rare treasure!
Nervous Ceremony Judge
(Are you, err... Are you going to announce the result?)
Meticulous Ceremony Judge
(Oh, no, this is a rather important occasion. I leave it to you.)
Nervous Ceremony Judge
(...Haha, well, I guess I can't get out of this one.)
Nervous Ceremony Judge
Ahem...
Nervous Ceremony Judge
Uh, this golden slipper is adorned with a lotus flower woven of gold thread, specially designed to accommodate the sudden changes in the Sargonian climate at the time, with distinct characteristics from the era.
Nervous Ceremony Judge
Not only that, but it comes from an illustrious family of imperial historians.
Nervous Ceremony Judge
It would be difficult to find a slipper so well-preserved in the marketplace, and it's a submission rather uncharacteristic of a family of historians, at thatβ
Nervous Ceremony Judge
For past ceremonies, such families would usually submit letters, manuscripts, and other pieces of writing.
Nervous Ceremony Judge
But today, this sole slipper reveals to us another side of the life of a noble past. Its value is incalculable!
Ceremony Host
Okay, thank you for the commentary. Next, I will announce the judges' decision.
Ceremony Host
Disregarding the highest and the lowest marks, Hatshepsut Hanim's final tally is...
Ceremony Host
β94.95 points.
Ceremony Host
Ah, what a shame, resplendent Hatshepsut Hanim, off by a mere 0.05 points. You are in second place, for now...
Nervous Ceremony Judge
This result was born in the interests of fairness and our respect for history. I do hope you understand, Hatshepsut Hanim.
Pepe
Oh, don't worry about it. I expected as much, heheh.
Nervous Ceremony Judge
Menat-Ha'mait is honored to undertake your challenge... L-Let's move on to the next item, shall we?
Ceremony Host
Very well. Next, we have the last, but certainly not the least, entry into our competition...
Ceremony Host
A foreign treasure, a set of silver medals from Minos. We invite our expert to give an assessment.
Meticulous Ceremony Judge
We are all aware that places far from Sargon also possess their own brilliant civilizations. The art and culture of Minos has proven to be harmonious with Sargonian social mores.
Meticulous Ceremony Judge
This set of medals embodies not only the Minoan love of sports, but more importantly, unlike most of the other entries, its year of manufacture can be determined with precision.
Meticulous Ceremony Judge
Indeed, our lives are well-adorned with gold, but products fashioned from silver are a rarity.
Meticulous Ceremony Judge
In fact, some historical periods saw silver considered the more precious metal.
Ceremony Host
What a fascinating analysis! Well then, which three contestants will win the opportunity to represent the city in offering these treasures to the river? Do allow me to announce this particular treasure's score...
Ceremony Host
Disregarding the highest and the lowest marks, hailing from Minos, Aspasia Hanim's final tally is...
Ceremony Host
β94.60 points.
Ceremony Host
This level of fierce competition is unprecedented! Your final position is third place, Aspasia Hanim. Though I regret you did not place higher, you have still secured the chance to perform the offering.
Aspasia
I thank you. This was precisely the approval I sought.
Aspasia
However, if you so permit, I would protest your arrangement of these prizes after we conclude. I believe a golden Minoan goblet should rank higher than a third place prize.
Ceremony Host
Very well, Hanim, but please come up to the stage first with your treasure. Go with our attendant there.
Ceremony Host
In third place, Aspasia Hanim.
Ceremony Host
In second place, Hatshepsut Hanim.
Ceremony Host
In first place, Rashad Hanim.
Ceremony Host
I ask that our three winning contestants take care not to damage the treasures they are holdingβ
Rashad
Oh no!
Rashad
Terribly sorry about that. It's far too hot, and I collapsed for a moment... I couldn't hold it steady. This is quite embarrassing.
Rashad
*sigh* It's a pity this ancient clay pot I brought shattered to pieces. I assume that offering pottery chips would be an affront to the river god?
Ceremony Host
I... don't believe this has ever happened before...
Rashad
This is heartbreaking. I fear I will have to give up first place.
Rashad
Resplendent Hatshepsut Hanim, daughter of the Padishah, you hold the highest title among all attendees. To bestow first place upon you is only fitting.
Rashad
And so I voluntarily renounce my position and withdraw from the competition.
Pepe
...Huh?
Ceremony Host
Err... What an unexpected turn of events! But I do believe everyone is in agreement that our resplendent daughter of the Padishah should be awarded first place!
Ceremony Host
And so, our second, third and fourth place contestants will become our new first, second, and third place respectively.
Ceremony Host
Let's all give them our heartiest congratulations!