Elysium, let's have a little race to see who can fly out face-first from the super spinny slide the fastest. How about it?
Elysium
Hah, you're about to see why they call me Rhodes Island's Legendary Aqua-Man!
Stitch Canvas
I'll be honest here. I don't have the slightest bit of interest in hanging out with you. I'd rather be eaten by one of the gloompincers in that damned Acahuallan jungle.
Catch Lightrace
Don't be like that, Stitch. I just want to hear your opinion.
Catch Lightrace
Regardless of what the people of Zeruertza think, I know who's truly worth their mettle in this town β and that includes both you and your teacher. You've earned it.
Catch Lightrace
I've never seen anything like Zeruertza's breathtaking dome in any piece of Durin architectural literature. If you could...
Stitch Canvas
If that's what you want to talk to me about, I suggest we stop here before wasting any more of each other's time.
Catch Lightrace
I know you're not so into my Great Aquapit's design. Same goes for the slide, and the fountain. None of them are exactly masterpieces.
Catch Lightrace
But, Stitch, do you know what is I really want to design? Same as you, the dome right over our heads! We were competing over it for the longest time!
Stitch Canvas
Haha, you've got some nerve saying that to my face. Are you trying to pick a fight?
Catch Lightrace
You and I make good rivals.
Stitch Canvas
Hah! Good rivals? You sure think highly of me. Should we hug it out? Put our arms around each other and weep?
Catch Lightrace
I'm serious, Stitch.
Catch Lightrace
I just want to know. Why did you give up on the dome renovation project a few years ago?
Catch Lightrace
You stopped submitting your designs to the referendums. You just quit. You couldn't have given up trying to win people over to your aesthetic?
Catch Lightrace
Were you really fine with Master Finch's unannounced farewell? He's still your...
Stitch Canvas
Stop talking down to me, Catch!
Stitch Canvas
I just got bored. Tired of it all. Simple as that.
Stitch Canvas
I got fed up with trying to pin all my ambitions on this broken dome, and trying to get the people here to vote for me.
Stitch Canvas
I got fed up with peddling solutions against 'architects with dreams' like you. It's all completely pointless!
Stitch Canvas
Listen up. That piece of junk over our heads, I don't care if it leaks or explodes or even if you vote to tear it down one dayββ
Stitch Canvas
I don't give a damn anymore. So do whatever the hell you want with it!
Catch Lightrace
But that dome is your teacher's...
Stitch Canvas
I'll say it again.
Catch Lightrace
*sigh*... Alright.
Catch Lightrace
Stitch, I wanted to ask you to work with me. The two of us could've come up with a brand-new plan for the dome, which I'm sure the vast majority of people here would've agreed to.
Catch Lightrace
But since you don't care about the dome anymore, I won't push you. I respect your decision.
Catch Lightrace
But, could you give me a moment of your time and offer me some feedback about my ideas for renovating the dome? I'd like your advice as well.
Stitch Canvas
I don't careββ Actually, let's just hear it first.
Catch Lightrace
Really? I appreciate it!
Catch Lightrace
First, I think the whole thing should be more colorful.
Maintenance materials, library. Location: Sorted Archives, Area 59. Available bookshelf.
Eunectes
Is this the place?
Strange Machine #0429
Affirmative.
Eunectes
Let me see... Hm, is this Durin text? I can't read it at all.
Strange Machine #0429
Reading. Book titles: 'The Durin: To the Surface and Back Again' and 'Fine Durin Liquor: 127 Commonly-Seen Brewing Methods.'
Strange Machine #0429
Continuing search. New hits: 'Believe It Or Not! Super Crazy Durin Masterplans' 'Research on Cybernetics Information Theory Based on the Influence of Social Behavior'....
Eunectes
Little fella, are you sure they have what we're looking for here?
Strange Machine #0429
Probability: 42.377%. Durins rarely organize things.
Eunectes
Hmm, I can read some of the words over here.
Eunectes
The issues of 'Stranger Things' on these three bookshelves are more than ten years old. This row is for Victorian books... and you even have Kazimierz's 'The Red Wine'?
Durin Passerby
We use them to learn different languages, cultures, and news from the surface.
Eunectes
I see. No wonder why there's hardly any communication barrier between us.
Eunectes
Is this a Durin-published magazine? 'Breaking News! Attack of the Self-Driving Cart!', order one magazine and get a prototype for free... So that's what all those gadgets zipping around outside are?
Durin Passerby
Croque seriously pushed her cart modification business, and sold those add-on booster packs throughout Zeruertza.
Durin Passerby
She said, 'everyone likes a bit of randomness,' but I don't really get it.
Eunectes
But why is this in Sargonian?
Durin Passerby
In order to carry on the fine tradition of 'Stranger Things,' we decided that our own magazine should also be in Sargonian! It's how Durins think.
Durin Passerby
Are you looking for this book? 'Build Your Own Assistant Robot in 3 Seconds.'
Eunectes
That sounds like it could come in handy. Thank you.
Strange Machine #0429
Deculture! 0429 says hello!
Eunectes
You two know each other?
Durin Passerby
Hello, allow me to introduce myself. I am Deculture Silvermint, the industry representative of Zeruertza.
Deculture Silvermint
And also administrator of the assistant robots.
Eunectes
The administrator...
Deculture Silvermint
That's right. The assistant robots in Zeruertza are built, supervised, and governed by me.
Deculture Silvermint
Model R3-E3 Assistant Robot #0429, what are you doing here?
Strange Machine #0429
This unit, submitted a request to Zumama. Overhaul 0428.
Deculture Silvermint
0428 has already been retired. Now return to your post.
Strange Machine #0429
...Acknowledged. Executing directive.
Deculture Silvermint
Zumama, your communication with that assistant robot is pretty unusual, and its responses have been... abnormal.
Eunectes
What's unusual about our communication?
Deculture Silvermint
I can't say for sure. Maybe what's unusual is... the communication itself?
Eunectes
You don't talk to the little fellas?
Deculture Silvermint
No... They were made just to work.
Eunectes
That's no good. I talk to my Lancet all the time. She's like a big sister to me, letting me lean up against her cold, metal shell, patting me on the shoulder with her robotic arm, singing to me with her beautiful synth...
Deculture Silvermint
...Huh?
Deculture Silvermint
'Stranger Things' never mentioned anything like that.
I wasn't able to find the right outfit, but these little trinkets are awesome! Ores I've never seen before, these strange metal wind chimes, as well as these cute little pendants...
Tomimi
And most importantly! Gavial helped me pick this out...
Tomimi
The only thing that could be better is if Gavial bought a matching set with me!
Avdotya
Is she alright?
Gavial
Oh, yeah, it's fine. The kid's been like that ever since she was little.
Avdotya
I've read that this obsessive hoarding behavior is called 'Zalak's Disease' in some places. It might be stress-induced or something.
Tomimi
No, no, I'm really happy! These memories are very precious to me!
Avdotya
Okay, if you say so.
Gavial
So, Avdotya, you have an Ursus name. Is that where you came from originally?
Avdotya
My name is Avdotya Razorpen. A standard Durin name.
Gavial
But, Avdotya is still Ursine.
Avdotya
What are you getting at?
Gavial
Calm down, I'm just making small talk.
Avdotya
No... that place is not my home. I just happened to come from there.
Gavial
What I really don't understand is why you're so paranoid about the surface.
Avdotya
......
Avdotya
When I was little, I loved spending time with the grammar tutor my parents hired for me. Though she could be a bit dry, she sometimes said really interesting things.
Avdotya
Ursus has a lot of literature describing one's hometown, and my tutor was always entranced by those works. We would analyze their motifs, their composition styles...
Avdotya
Back then, I thought everyone would grow nostalgic for their hometown, and people who traveled far away would eventually find their way back to slumber eternally...
Avdotya
But I later found out that's not true at all. If all the memories you have of your hometown are painful ones, and you find a place more suitable to be your home, then why should you yearn for a place you once were?
Avdotya
It is no different from another stop on a long journey.
Tomimi
Miss Avdotya, what made you decide to leave Ursus?
Avdotya
...I don't want to talk about it.
Avdotya
Things that would make you vomit. My status, my family, my friends, all vanished overnight. I fled with my tail between my legs, quite literally.
Gavial
From Ursus, to Sargon, to an underground Durin city... Your journey couldn't have been easy.
Avdotya
How could there be a journey with no destination?
Avdotya
I just happened to get lucky. I finally found this place, a small city called Zeruertza.
Avdotya
The Durins here accepted me, and I will repay the debt with even greater kindness.
Avdotya
This is the place I've decided I belong.
Avdotya
And that's why I won't let anything harm them. I don't care if it's out of malice, or out of good intentions gone awry.
Avdotya
That is my warning to you.
Gavial
Alright...
Gavial
I was going to ask you to have a drink, just as a show of goodwill. But maybe notββ
Avdotya
Wait.
Avdotya
That isn't off the table.
Avdotya
ββAhhh.
Gavial
Yeah. The way you drink definitely screams Ursus.
Avdotya
Shut up. Durins drink the same way.
Gavial
To be honest, I'm not much of a psychologist. There are a lot of things I don't understand about the human heart, and I don't really care to understand it. It's already hard enough patching up the body.
Gavial
But what I can say is, you can never really become a Durin, no matter how much you act like one.
Avdotya
I don't think we know each other well enough to start picking out each others' problems.
Gavial
I overheard you talking with some of those Durin shopkeepers. The gist I got was that the stories you wrote about snowfields didn't seem to strike the right note with them.
Avdotya
That's right... They have neither snow nor fields underground.
Avdotya
Just to be clear, I don't write like that because I miss being there. It's nothing more than... a plot of land for a story to take place on.
Gavial
You know that there's a story to be told there. That by itself isn't Durin.
Avdotya
Some scars can't be covered up after all.
Avdotya
But that won't stop me from trying.
Gavial
Even if you just be yourself, the Durins will still accept you.
Avdotya
What if I want a new self?
Gavial
Fine.
Avdotya
Sure, the Durins are always happy to accept anyone they meet. This time, it was you people, and me. What about next time?
Avdotya
Since you are a doctor, you must have seen the evil lurking in men's hearts. You've surely seen the depravity to which people will stoop in order to hurt one another.
Avdotya
I won't act like this is a racial issue. Everything on the surface has shaped us into this. All too quick to resort to violence, lusting after power and money, blinded by ambition...
Avdotya
I used to be soaked in it. Now, I want a new self.
Avdotya
Evil is contagious, and can be learned. The people underground have never experienced it, and have no resistance to evil.
Avdotya
You're right, I can't become a Durin. But for the sake of the people of Zeruertza, I am willing to do everything in my power to protect it.
Avdotya
ββI will protect this idyllic, unspoiled innocence.
Gavial
Didn't you say before that the Durins can handle their own problems?