Attention all company representatives and testers: Propeller Paradise will link up with D.C. in two hours.
Park Broadcast
The park's broadcast will begin once we're in range of the intercity net. Please make sure your exhibits are all functioning optimally. Air Expo Columbia is about to begin!
Oakley
Look, that's Tower Mountains' finbeast airship! I heard they made a lot of last minute modifications and greatly improved its heat resistance.
Oakley
And that solar-powered hover kitchen kit! With a power source that works even beyond the Starpod... I've been curious ever since I first read the brochure!
Oakley
Whoa!
Ferne
Good thing you only hit the window rail, instead of getting your whole head stuck in there.
Oakley
The expo's about to begin. Aren't you nervous at all?
Ferne
Relax. Professionals always have an escape plan ready. I'll get you out when the time's right.
???
You want to leave already?
Oakley
N-No, sir! Of course not!
Propeller Paradise Police
Whatever, I'm just here to hand over some stuff.
Ferne
......
Oakley
That's a lot of papers. Are these records and investigation forms? And the name on themโFerne Barn?
Ferne
Vandalizing public property, theft of cultural relics, trespassing, impersonating a guide... why's a little indie guide worth your trouble to scrutinize five years of work history?
Propeller Paradise Police
We just need your signature down here, and you'll spend the rest of your life in jail introducing folks to handcuffs and shackles.
Ferne
What do you want?
Propeller Paradise Police
The expo's about to begin, but we need more hands on deck. We can't afford to lock up the park's only two guides, that would waste time and resources.
Propeller Paradise Police
But there are too many records with your name on them, and you're connected to Nasti Lunorey.
Ferne
So you've decided to threaten me?
Propeller Paradise Police
Stay in line, and this is a chance to wipe your rap sheets clean, you know.
Ferne
Seems like I don't have a choice.
Propeller Paradise Police
Save your thanks for Gustave. He was the one who proposed it to the Maylander Emergency Management Council. The two of you would be missing out on this expo marking the beginning of a new era without him.
Propeller Paradise Police
I'm sure you heard the broadcast too. Before the park plate drives into the intercity net's range and begins the live stream, make sure you're fully prepared to introduce the future to every Columbian out there.
Ferne
I get it. I'll finish all the studio work, and won't leave the park before the expo ends.
'On behalf of all Leithanians, I express my most sincere congratulations for the upcoming Air Expo Columbia to be held on the experimental Propeller Paradise.'
Jackson
Take a guess, who signed it in the end?
???
Conductor of the Gรผldenes...gesatz, uh, Guardian of the Nine Kreise... anyway, one with a string of titles neither of us could pronounceโ
???
The Kaiserin.
Jackson
The late Maylander Sr. always said those with a keen sense for politics never lose it, and it seems that holds true.
Jackson
Miss Wilson.
Jara
I'd rather keep a keen sense for wine-tasting, honestly.
Jackson
Laterano took half a century to hold their Summit of Nations, an event you could say was the largest diplomatic event on Terra in nearly two centuries, yet Leithanien only sent over a few insignificant dukes as delegates.
Jackson
But our tiny Air Expo Columbia has got a personal letter of congratulations from the Kaiserin...
Vice President's Secretary
Mr. Vice President, Propeller Paradise has sent over a gift. A bunch of balloons in the shape of the President, most of which are already decorating the hallways.
Jackson
Thank you, Pavard.
Jara
Perhaps you could return the Kaiserin's wishes with a balloon like that one?
Jackson
And let the Gesatzswรคchter and Spire Casters spend three days carefully dismantling it into rubber scrap?
Jara
It seems to be an average balloon for decorative purposes.
Jackson
I fear that is no longer the case, since the letter was penned by the Kaiserin. It'll 'transform' into the most cutting-edge military techโan aerial bomb disguised as a balloon, sent floating into another country's airspace.
Jara
And how many congratulations like that have you received?
Jackson
Let's see. Victorian Grand Dukes, the Ursine Speaker, the Grand Knight of Kazimierz... I'll run out of fingers to count on.
Jackson
The VP before me spent four years worrying about immigration and tariffs, but me?
Jackson
Impregnable cities got captured, a never-changing sky got ripped open, and a long-silent ocean began to speak.
Jackson
After all that, the core nations unanimously decided 'balloons are always aerial bombs in disguise'.
Jackson
And what about us?
Jackson
Oh, this balloon of ours can't even fly.
Vice President's Secretary
Before the balloons were sent over, the flammable hydrogen got replaced with regular air... for safety reasons, of course.
Jackson
How safe and careful we Columbians are.
Jara
This sounds like a serious matter of national security, but you're discussing it with a retiree...?
Jara
Inside the State Building, the finest reception hall in all of D.C., even?
Jackson
It's hard to imagine retirement making things any different for Jara Booker Wilson.
Jackson
My hospitality is hardly befitting the once Eternally Shining Star, or Rhine Lab's former Director of HR.
Jackson
These days, people seem more willing to be moved by a legend or miracle than by politics or promises.
Jackson
Even the most rational congressmen are no exception.
Jara
If you're referring to the few meetings I had with Congressman Wayne, I believe you've already expressed your gratitude... with those unique souvenirs from Kjerag.
Jackson
That was just a personal token of my gratitude. Besides, I later realized the scientists at the observation station must have sent you something similar before.
Jackson
If you show up and give the right people the chance to put hydrogen back into Columbia's balloons, I'm sure I won't be the only one in line to thank you.
Jara
To my understanding, the most suitable people to do it would be those who made the balloon in the first place.
Jara
I've stepped in on their behalf quite a few times.
Jara
Researchers are as sincere as children. I can never bear to see their hopes dashed.
Jara
You're right that retirement has made no difference to me whatsoever, though.
Jackson
Of course, we all know how important Rhine is to you.
Jara
Look. Propeller Paradise... you don't even need binoculars to see it anymore.
Jara
We need only wait and see what they'll turn Columbia's balloons into.
Look! This high-altitude adaptive balloon in the shape of the President is one of our hot souvenirs!
Tester
A thin film on the balloon's surface automatically adjusts its molecular structure according to the environment, so it won't explode, even if it collides with the Barrier.
Tester
Think about it, Miss! Just how many balloons could we fit under the Barrier?
Mercia
......
Mercia
I remember agents are required to pass a university-level physics fundamentals exam.
Tester?
Isn't this park's purpose to push the boundaries of physics itself?
Mercia
Are you implying those samples and snacks on you are for research purposes?
Tester?
(Satisfied chewing)
Tester?
Just for disguise purposes. I'm about to buy some fresh cotton candy planets over at platform fourโa small vacuum chamber that can simulate the birth and development of Terra... don't you think it romantic?
Tester?
At least, that's less boring than having to transport a special someone.
Mercia
Special... you mean that Banshee?
Tester?
Yeah, the one you were in charge of before.
Mercia
So the Tin Man already knew...
Tester?
He said you had an urgent mission to handle, so we'll take over evacuating the special individual.
Mercia
Vรฆla in bad shape. You'll have to be very careful.
Tester?
I know, an old Banshee has to be skilled in witchcraft, no? We'll set up cognitive interference detectors to make sure nothing goes awry.
Mercia
Cognitive interference? But she's already being tormented by her shattered memoriesโ
Tester?
Man, where my colleagues at? We have to evacuate all park personnel from the levitation layer in the next half hour, or I won't get to buy any souvenirs.
Tester?
This is the last chance we'll get to see such weird stuff.
Mercia
......
Mercia
I think you should go buy your cotton candy planets. They won't be coming.
There's still an hour before the broadcast begins. Which necktie should I wear...?
Gordon
Tch. Is Gustave still deciding who will make the opening speech? Drag it out any longer and we'll have no time to prepare the script!
Gordon
An hour won't be enough to list all my countless contributions to the park. There are also the many organizations and departments to thank for all the help they've given me, they deserve the recognition...
Gordon
Everything will go as planned, surely...?
Gordon
What am I thinking!? We may not get along, but there's no way he'll side with a Kuranta he's only known for a few days.
Gordon
*sigh* Even at the very end, Gustave never changes. Using every trick up his sleeve to keep his lackeys in line, just to make them do as they're told.
Gordon
We're like a bunch of kids. Getting all nervous over a little prize we deserve.
Gordon
How come Five-Four's not back yet? Wasn't it supposed to just check the office for any news?
Gordon
Who's that?!
Gordon
...A letter?
Gordon
I knew it... I knew it!
Gordon
After hesitating for so long, he settles on the obvious choice, me!
Gordon
How much effort did I put in just to snatch the opportunity to transfer here? How much did I have to finagle to climb the ladder from my lowly admin job in six months?
Gordon
I'm the chief executive of Propeller Paradise, I'm the only one who can front it!
Gordon
Oh, he even wrote a speech for me? That sly old fox, never leaves anything to chance.
Gordon
'My fellow Columbians, I am Gordon Tannen, the chief executive of Propeller Paradise. I'm sure I've kept you waiting in front of your screens for some time now.'
Gordon
'Now, it is with a heavy heart that I announce the official cancellation of Air Expo Columbia. A major accident occurred in the park, and as the one in charge of the place, I bear an undeniable responsibility for this...'
Gordon
Wait, an accident? Is this a mistake? This is aโ
Gordon
A public apology?
Space Finbeast
Alert! Alert!
Space Finbeast
Patrol complete, letter not obtained. Part of the path has been blocked by a group of Terrans. Based on their travel route, they are presumably heading toward the levitation layer's experiment zone.
Space Finbeast
At the same time, detecting several high-powered Originium products on the move, bearing cargo identification tags...
Space Finbeast
They belong to Gordon Tannen.
Gordon
My tags...?
An apology letter, and the news brought back by Five-Four... This is no mischievous prophecy, but indisputable reality.
Shock, panic, anger... countless emotions fill Gordon's chest.
Is Gustave about to cause an accident? On Propeller Paradise, the expo all of Columbia has been eagerly waiting to see?
For what reason? When did he begin planning this? What sort of pawn is 'Gordon Tannen' to him?
'Apology', 'Amends'โGordon is all too familiar with these words. Ostracized by his colleagues and driven by his eccentric hobby, he was always 'violating the rules'.
The thin sheet of paper before him reflects the cumulation of his work over the past seven years.
He wrote hundreds of self-reflection letters during his time at ATAO. He remembers every single time Gustave would demand an apology from him, and how he slid from defiance to compromise.
The reward he deserved, the things he begged Gustave for like a childโwere accusations against him all along.
Gustave
Did you get the speech, Tannen?
Gustave
So? Can you do it?
Gordon
......
His carefully chosen necktie tightens, like a torture device.