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πŸ”
4:21 A.M. \ Cloudy
Lungmen Outskirts
Three days since the L.G.D. lost control of District 21
Amiya
Here you are, Officer Ch'en.
Ch'en
I can look out over the fallen city from here.
Amiya
Chief Wei's decision to move the satellite cities and form a defensive line to cut off the Nian's attack was decisive.
Ch'en
But I never thought that one day I'd be staring down a piece of Lungmen like this.
Ch'en
...It's ridiculous.
Amiya
That's where the Nian is.
Ch'en
There's a mall over there in that district I liked to go to.
Ch'en
And some of my friends live there.
Amiya
...I'm sorry, Officer Ch'en
Amiya
It's unfathomable that an entire city-state could be at a disadvantage against just one enemy.
Lava
With how long it takes to train a professional soldier versus how long it takes her to cast a warrior, it goes without saying.
πŸ”
Amiya
Lava! You're here!
Lava
Sorry, I shouldn't have engaged her like that.
Ch'en
Tell that to the operators we lost. The price to extract you was high.
Ch'en
What we need is your knowledge and skill. We don't need you killing morale with apologies.
Lava
Morale? Relying on morale in the face of an unknowable enemy will lead only to death and misery.
Lava
To defeat her and take back the city, you must confront the mystery that has plagued us throughout history.
Lava
'Her weakness.'
Ch'en
I thought that was your mission.
Lava
The good news is that the 'Nian' is eager to communicate with us.
Lava
The bad news is that her personality is terrible.
Ch'en
I had high expectations of you, so you better not tell me you're empty-handed.
Lava
Of course not.
Lava
I've managed to glean a few leads from the extensive historiography, but following up on them means more bloodshed.
Amiya
You don't have to go it alone. The Nian has a nasty temperament. If anything were to happen to you...
Lava
My blood alone is enough.
L.G.D. Officer
Ch'en Sir, emergency communication.
L.G.D. Officer
We've got a bead on the Nian. She's approaching the front line.
Ch'en
...Tell the teams not to engage. And warn the civilians not to get involved. This isn't a game.
L.G.D. Officer
But she didn't bring many troops with her....
Lava
To her, numbers mean nothing. We can only slow her down.
Ch'en
You said she has a weakness. Out with it already. We're short on time.
Lava
Her weakness is firecrackers.
Ch'en
...Firecrackers?
Lava
No record of the 'Nian' has ever described her face, let alone her weaknesses. But a trip to Yan led me to some new discoveries.
Lava
Any culture with a long history will have its legends and folklore. Although some of it may have origins in more recent times, obscuring the truth.
Lava
Some theories suggest that firecrackers were the forerunner of modern Originium explosives technology, originating in some devotional folk practices.
Amiya
That's a pretty common custom. You throw out the firecrackers to scare off the evil spirits and wish for a peaceful new year.
Lava
And what are the evil spirits in these ancient legends?
Amiya
Oh....
Ch'en
Wait, the L.G.D. can bring out 100,000 times the explosive power of a firecracker. This doesn't make any sense.
Lava
'Fear the noise, fear the flame.'
Lava
If the Nian's function really is 'smelting', then a firecracker doesn't pose a threat to her at all.
Lava
She... called herself a craftsman. Flame and noise are part of her work, or at least part of some kind of image she projects.
Amiya
Some kind of image?
Lava
It's a theory I have to explain her utterly irrational ability to do these things without the use of Originium Arts.
Ch'en
So she's afraid of herself? You keep making less and less sense...
Lava
I thought it was just a legend.... But it's worth a try.
Lava
She did flinch when I used some big, noisy flame Arts.
Ch'en
...It could work. It's not like we have the time to apply rigorous academic peer review anyway.
Ch'en
We have to try something, at least. She's already breathing down our necks.
Lava
Let me say one last thing.
Lava
She's strong. There may be a way to destroy her, but the price will be high.
Ch'en
β€”β€”The L.G.D. will make sure it isn't *too* high.
Lava
Try to avoid taking her head on. She doesn't like to kill, at least.
Lava
Second, using her power doesn't wear her out. If we get into a war of attrition with her, we're the ones who go down.
Lava
Third, for some reason, she has an interest in modern consumer goods.
Ch'en
...How does this help us fight her?
Lava
The hunter traps the beast by taking advantage of its nature. And what we call 'personality' is just nature in a fancy package.
Lava
Finally, beware her sword and shield. They are of utterly incomprehensible construction.
Ch'en
Sword and shield, got it.
Lava
I'll be the one striking at her weak point. I hope Amiya and the L.G.D. can create some space for me to do that.
Ch'en
She'll pay for using those Reunion illusions to toy with our Lungmen.
Amiya
But command of the L.G.D....
Ch'en
Chief Wei and the Doctor have it under control.
Amiya
Then I'll go with you.
Lava
Amiya...
Amiya
It's okay, I can take care of myself.
Amiya
With Rhodes Island and the L.G.D. fighting the good fight, it's time for me to do what I can...
Amiya
And that's slowing the Nian's advance. No problem!
Ch'en
Amiya, let's go.
Amiya
Coming!
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Nian
These are some pretty high walls.
Nian
Hey you, the soldiers up there, can you hear me...?
Nian
Are they ignoring me? Is that any way to treat a lady?
Nian
Hmmm.... It's got a smooth surface. I'll give it a knock.... Some kind of alloy, right? Seems stronger than the brick and mortar ones?
Nian
I wonder if it'll leave a dent in my sword. I'd hate to ruin it...
Nian
Whatever. I already took it out of the sheath. No going back now.
Amiya
She- she sliced through the outpost wall?
Ch'en
If that operator hadn't told us to look out for her 'sword,' I never would have called that a 'sword.'
Nian
Come on, I gave you a three day break and this is the best you can do?
Nian
Li'l Lava got me all pumped for you guys. What the hell?
Ch'en
No more tricks today?
Ch'en
You're out here all alone. Don't think you'll have it so easy.
Nian
I'm more than a match for you all by my sweet little lonesome...
Nian
Ooh no. I think here is where I say 'I won't soil my own hands here. You're not worth my time.'
Nian
Thanks for the reminder. That's how this was supposed to go!
Terracotta
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Amiya
Officer Ch'en, we're surrounded!
Ch'en
There's a lot of them, but they go down easy.
Ch'en
Howβ€”β€”
Nian
Ah, right, forgot to mention.
Nian
The past three days, with nothing else to do, I've been polishing up these 'Reunion' things.
Nian
You know, the real ones weren't so different. They were expendable to you, same as my Tinmen.
Nian
I'm not sure what the whole deal is with this Oripathy thingy, but I guess it explains why forging these things feels so weird.
Nian
It makes a difference.
Amiya
Officer Ch'en! Look out!
Ch'en
Pfft!
Terracotta
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Amiya
No way.... Did those illusions just use Arts?
Nian
If I felt like it, I could melt down that whole district and turn it into a giant Tinman. But do I feel like it? Hmm...
Nian
Nah, that sounds like a pain in the ass.
Nian
But it's not that hard to make a few Infected puppets. It's just one more process.
Amiya
You..... That's not something you can joke about....
Amiya
Treating the Infected like that... is too cruel!
Nian
Like what? Look, I really don't care who's Infected or whatever. Do you guys think that much about Originium slugs?
Ch'en
Fire!
Nian
Hm. That was kind of a wimpy bolt.
Nian
Here's what I'm going to do: I'm gonna walk forward, one step at a time, right up to your base, and destroy it.
Nian
And you can try to stop me.
πŸ”
Lava
Snowsant.
Snowsant
Aaaahhh! Sorry! I didn't mean to...
Snowsant
Wait, what did I do....?
Snowsant
Y- you're from Rhodes Island, aren't you?
Lava
Operator Lava.
Lava
I need a blueprint of the infrastructure district. The underground part.
Snowsant
Uh, that's classified by the engineering department, and the procedures are complicated.... What do you need it for?
Lava
I'm making one hell of a firecracker.
Snowsant
F- firecracker?
Lava
I'm putting every second of progress we've made since the dawn of time up against the Nian.
Snowsant
N-N-N-N-Nianβ€”β€”? Is it really a g-giant? You need explosives? Orrrr... the city's defensive cannons?
Lava
No. Before we start talking about the firing angle on those bulky things.... You can't fire a huge cannon at your own city....
Lava
...No, wait.... The cannons....
Lava
The defensive cannons....
Snowsant
Lava?
Lava
Those cannons... they're pretty much like a two-step firecracker, aren't they?
Snowsant
No! They literally couldn't be more different!
Lava
They're both based on an industrial Originium process.... they both explode.... in mid-air....
Lava
It's a two-step firecracker!
Snowsant
Why does it have to be a two-step?
Lava
So maybe.... But it would cause some damage to the main city....?
Snowsant..
L- Lava? What you're muttering there is kind of the understatement of the century, but you're not really thinking that, are you?
Lava
β€”β€”It's fine. I'll take care of it. Trust me.
Snowsant
Th- then I'll go submit the application...
Wei Fumizuki
That will take too long. I will add a supplementary report later.
Wei Fumizuki
We can't let these regulations slow us down when we're fighting for our lives.
Lava
Thanks.
Snowsant
B- but it takes time to sort out the documents from each department and print them out...
Snowsant
Ah, I know!
Snowsant
I can draw a simple diagram for you.
Lava
What?
Snowsant
Hold on, I need to find something to draw with...
Lava..
...Chief Wei, is Lungmen's superstructure really that simple?
Wei Fumizuki
It's very complicated, of course. The power supply to the surface plane alone, not to mention the Originium engine is a tremendous undertaking.
Wei Fumizuki
But if Snowsant thinks she can draw it, perhaps she can.
Snowsant
I wanted to study up for my new job, so I went ahead and memorized every blueprint I could find!
Snowsant
D- don't worry! It's just about memorizing something and drawing it out. Even I can handle that!
Lava
...That's all, huh?
πŸ”
Amiya
So many Reunion.... There's no end to them....
Ch'en
You go on ahead and take up a position at the next intersection.
Ch'en
At least pin down those Terracottas.
L.G.D. Officer
On it!
Nian
What about me, huh? Isn't anyone going to pin me down?
Nian
All I had to do was ask? Now that's what I call service.
Ch'en
(There's something not quite right about her shieldβ€”β€”)
Amiya
I'm coming, Officer Ch'enβ€”β€”!
Nian
Hey now, you've got a fine looking weapon at your side there. But instead you're using that hunk of junk? I'm kind of offended.
Nian
And you, little one, you seem to have some power you can't quite control. Why don't you put on a show for me?
Ch'en
Don't let her get to you!
Amiya
I won't!
Nian
What gives? Why is everyone acting all cool these days? Don't tell me modern human society is all about repressing your feelings?
Nian
It's no fun fighting people who can't use their full power. You keep looking at my sword and shield? Go on. Take your best shot.
Ch'en
β€”β€”Don't mind if I do!
Amiya
β€”β€”! You broke her shield!
Nian
So you did! Congrats.
Nian
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Nian
Oh, would you look at that. Got a new one.
Ch'en
Pfft. I knew it...
L.G.D. Officer
Ch'en Sir, the enemy is hitting our defensive line, we can't hold on much longer!
Ch'en
...Withdraw the L.G.D., close the gate, and activate the defenses.
Ch'en
Stall for as long as possible.
Ch'en
I hope Lava has a plan.
πŸ”
Nian
What the hell, you're running away already?
Nian
Looks like we're almost to the end of the line here... is it that building?
Nian
It's big.
Nian
Who needs a building that tall anyway?
πŸ”
Ch'en
I'm back. Is the evacuation complete?
L.G.D. Officer
Other departments already left L.G.D. HQ and our teams have surrounded the area as planned.
Ch'en
Don't let anything through our net. I want minimal casualties.
L.G.D. Officer
Understood.
Amiya
I'm sorry, where's Lava?
L.G.D. Officer
Operator Lava left after obtaining a structural diagram from Snowsant...
Ch'en
........
Amiya
We have to trust her.
Ch'en
You mean we have no choice but to trust her.
Serious L.G.D. Officer
The Nian broke through the perimeter! The gate has been breached!
Frivolous L.G.D. Officer
Is the surveillance system still working? Track her movements!
Ch'en
Don't get into a firefight. It'll only end poorly for us.
Amiya
Lava was right. We can't fight the Nian until we know her true form, and her true powerβ€”β€”
Lava
And how to defeat her once and for all.
Amiya
Lava!
Ch'en
I hope you've found a solution.
Lava
We have to blow the core of the city's defensive cannons. I'll lead her there.
Ch'en
And how are you going to do that? It's not like you can just ask her.
Lava
I see you've gotten a taste of her sparkling personality.
Lava
Anyway, you let me worry about that.
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Nian
Nobody home? Weird.
Nian
Did I bump up the difficulty too quick? I should've known they were too weak.
Nian
Hm?
Nian
Movement? Where?
Lava
Here.
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Nian
Ooh! I was worried I hit you too hard last time. It's such a relief to see you alive and kicking, li'l Lava.
Nian
To gather up all that power in your staff and blow open such a big hole with a little tap on the groundβ€”β€”
Nian
You're pretty strong, compared to what I've been seeing.
Lava
...This is city's core district.
Nian
I know, I've been brushing up on modern technology these last three days. Intercity networks are such a handy invention. It would be nice to have them out over the whole continent someday.
Lava
You really learn fast.
Nian
Aww, I'm average at best.
Nian
After all, I'm on kind of a tight schedule every time I wake up.
Lava
Your brothers and sisters are that impatient?
Nian
........
Nian
I was thinking about it, after last time. There's no way you had such detailed information. You were playing me, weren't you?
Lava
Gold star for figuring that one out.
Nian
What about your sister? Where is she again?
Lava
How did youβ€”β€”
Lava
β€”β€”that's none of your business.
Nian
Ooh, I see how it is.
Nian
I envy you two. You don't have to kill each other just to remember your faces.
Nian
A flowery flame. You mad?
Lava
...Did you just say 'kill each other?'
Lava
You couldn't have...
Nian
Twelve.
Nian
Twelve, including me.
Nian
I've been fighting my eleven brothers and sisters for a length of time your tiny mind couldn't possibly comprehend.
Nian
It's really pretty dumb. What happens when your right hand fights your left? What changes when you steal from yourself?
Nian
It's completely pointless.
Lava
I guess you don't get along with your siblings.
Nian
...Are you trying to play me again?
Lava
Who knows?
Nian
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Lava
That's the first time you've attacked without some pithy one-liner.
Lava
But don't think that's going to work out for you.
Nian
Mmm! What are you doing...? Are you trying to tear this place down?
Nian
Gah.
Lava
I can't beat you in battle. I know that.
Nian
'But...?' Where's the 'but?'
Nian
What a pain in the ass. It's so dark. Why don't I just make us a huge battering ram and call it a day.
Lava
I would advise against that.
Nian
Whyβ€”β€”
Nian
Wait, what's this? This core? It's a forge.... No, it's a weapon? A siege weapon?
Nian
This heat.... Did you build this?
Lava
Looks like you didn't learn everything when brushing up on modern tech. Still, I think you should already understand how this thing works.
Lava
I made you a giant city defense cannon firecracker. Want to set it off?
Nian
This isn't enough to scare me.
Lava
β€”β€”How about now?
Nian
You....
Nian
You're a special girl, li'l Lava. Look at you compressing the space around the explosion.
Lava
You're not getting away as long as I'm standing.
Nian
Even if you did manage to contain the blast to the spatial area around you, we'd both be blown clear.
Lava
There's the Originium drive core of this cannon, and there's me.
Nian
Huh. You're going to use Arts after getting blown up into the sky? Like a big two-step firecracker?
Lava
You're playing it cool, but you're scared, aren't you?
Nian
What about you? You can't use Arts and protect yourself from the explosion at the same time.
Nian
You've built yourself a tomb. You're going to die.
Lava
Not necessarily.
Nian
But I definitely won't.
Lava
Putting a scratch on you is worth it.
Nian
Bold. Bold... Props for that one.
Lava
Now it's my turn to ask questions. What do you actually want out of this?
Nian
We've been killing each other since long before the time that this body's consciousness can recall.
Nian
Then about as far back as I can remember, we started to grow tired of our endless conflict.
Lava
And that's why you started attacking cities?
Nian
Everyone who walks this world today is a survivor. That's how life carries on.
Lava
Don't think I'll let you go just because you tell me some sob story.
Nian
Hmph... My story's not really that tragic.
Nian
I'm not sure when, but we eventually learned some interesting games from the humans. We ended up playing those instead of fighting.
Nian
Like rock, paper, scissors and stuff.
Lava
β€”β€”β€”β€”
Nian
Agh! Dammit! You're really gonna kill yourself just to take me down with you?!
Lava
You said you definitely wouldn't die.
Nian
Hmph. It's only a turn of phrase.
Lava
...According to my calculations, you're running out of time.
Lava
It's worth the risk.
Nian
Oh, is it?
Nian
Let's count down 'three, two, one' and then blow the place together?
Nian
Threeβ€”β€”
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L.G.D. Officer
Explosion confirmed! Defensive cannon auxiliary core #2 is not responding!
Amiya
Do you see Lava?!
L.G.D. Officer
No. There's too much smoke from the explosion, weβ€”β€”
L.G.D. Officer
Wait! There's movement. Something's coming out of the smoke!
Nian
Ahahaha, you actually did it! It's been so long since I've seen an explosion like that! Reminds me of that dirty little brat harassing me every day!
Lava
Ughβ€”β€”
Lava
L- let go!
Lava
Ugh. You dropped me!
Nian
You told me to.
L.G.D. Officer
Located Rhodes Island operator Lava and the target!
Ch'en
Surround them.
Lava
What was that...? Why did you save me?
Nian
I hate that sound. And I also accidentally saved you when you jumped on me... Whew, you're lucky to be alive. And you're still looking for a melee?
Nian
This really took a lot out of me. Wow. My hands are numb.
Nian
Well, I can't fight anymore. Do it already.
Nian
Make it quick.
Lava
You....
Nian
Come on, I'm laying here flat on my back, waiting for you to kill me. What do you need? An engraved invitation?
Lava
(Why would she suddenly surrender so easily...?)
Lava
...Whatever trick you're trying to pull, I'm not falling for it.
Lava
Killing you isn't the answer. I'll take you back to Rhodes Island for interrogation.
Nian
Nah.
Nian
You have to kill me, now. Or have one of those guys do it. That's what they wanted to do anyway, right?
Ch'en
Fire!
Lava
Wait!
Nian
Ah, sweet relief at last...
Nian
You said you wanted to know the truth, li'l Lava. So listen up. The reason I attacked the city isβ€”β€”
Nian
Lungmen's...
Nian
Hot peppers... aren't... spicy... enough...
Lava
........
Nian
Don't get it? That sucks.... Goodbye....
Nian
Nice... knowing you...
Amiya
Be careful, she may still have some tricks up her sleeve.
Lava
No. She doesn't.
Lava
Shitβ€”β€”
Lava
We've been played.
Ch'en
What?
Ch'en
Her body... it's... gone?
Lava
She created an illusion of herself with the tremendous heat of the blast, and weβ€”β€”
Lava
Let her get away.
Lava
After all that effort, all that sacrifice, we let her get away!
Nian
Well, yeah. But it would be super lame if I just ran off, wouldn't it?
Lava
Huh?
Nian
I suddenly came up with a way better idea. Do you remember when I talked about making a big monster out of the whole city?
Amiya
W- what?
Ch'en
The city... it's rising... what are you doing?!
Nian
You really think I was just hanging out there all that time? Of course I had to make myself a satisfying monster.
πŸ”
Lava
...I'm begging you. Were you ad libbing those lines back there? They didn't make any sense.
Lava
I can't follow this at all. What happened to the zombie horde attacking Lungmen?
Nian
Trust me. I watch like a hundred Columbian B-movies a year. They make bank.
Lava
But this is already way too messed up... Is this your one-woman show? All you're doing is monologuing. Where's everybody else?
Nian
Who cares? I'm the main character, aren't I?
Lava
I thought I was the main character? And the director, for that matter?!
Nian
Hey, li'l Lava, we're friends, aren't we? You're talking like you being the director means you get to boss me around.
Lava
No, no, that's not what I meantβ€”β€”
Lava
β€”β€”And a two-step firecracker? Is there a reason it has to be a two-step?
Nian
I really hate the sound of firecrackers. They bring back nasty memories.
Nian
Like yesterday when Spot spooked me with one and I spilled soda on myself.
Lava
And what's with this giant monster at the end? How are we supposed to afford that?
Nian
It's wicked cool.
Lava
It's. Not. Cool!
Nian
Tsk, tsk, tsk, li'l Lava, think about it. What kind of movie are we making here?
Nian
Huge monsters, stripped of the constraints of modern society, reveling in their savageryβ€”β€”It's that call of the wild that city folk today are missing!
Nian
By the way, the actors you picked suck. They're all so stiff.
Nian
We should've gone with these ones... Here, check this file, what's her name? Blaze? And this one, Emperor?
Nian
Hey! This FEater is a movie star! What's with you just picking a bunch of Lungmenite nobodies? Some kind of avant-garde realism?
Lava
Hold on, now that I look at these, there's some classified records in here...?
Lava
You can't ever let my sisβ€”β€”you can't ever let that doctor know! Or we're done for!
Nian
Why are you so afraid of her? All right, all right. Let's just change up the ending a bit...
πŸ”
Lava
And hurry up and put those files back before Amiya finds out! Where did you get them anyway?
Nian
I snuck a peek a while back and recorded them. My powers come in handy like that.
Lava
Really listen to me this time, or else you'll end up.... I don't even want to think about how you'll end up.
Lava
Seriously! Make sure you put them back!
Nian
All right. Take your time. I can't wait to see your new script, director!
Nian
Sigh.
Nian
What's the big deal? Everybody's so worked up about it.
Closure
'Don't allow standard operators to view classified records.'
Closure
I guess my impression could use some work. But copying a classified record is kind of going a bit too far.
Nian
So it's a secret, huh? That explains why the content is so juicy.
Nian
Well, whatever. Life is short. Why get caught up in all that?
Nian
Li'l Lava put so much into writing out her idea of Lungmen. What do you think? Isn't it cooler to turn the whole city into a metal monster and go all CLANGβ€”β€”BAMβ€”β€”POW! Hmm?
Closure
You better work it out with your director. But if you do turn a city into a giant robot, you be sure to let me enjoy it!
Nian
It's a little creative license. Otherwise I'd be out doing that right now.
Nian
Li'l Lava's a gentle soul, I get it. But you gotta go big or go home, you know? Even if the going gets tough.
Nian
Well, now that I'm on board, maybe we'll shake up the Columbian studios?
Closure
Ummm.... Hmmm.... How do I say this....?
Closure
There's way too much exposition in the script? And it's full of B-movie garbage?
Nian
Hey, the director is fine with it. Not to mention you're the only one who knows which parts are real and which parts are fake.
Closure
Huh? Which ones are fake?
Nian
A story naturally changes form over time, as it gets passed down.
Nian
The scarier and more unrealistic a story is, the more people are interested. Pretty much the same as a movie.
Closure
Story, huh...
Nian
A script is pretty much a 'story' anyway, so I think li'l Lava can figure it out.
Closure
That's how your people are. Mysterious and elusive. Those other ones were too.
Nian
Who?
Closure
Before Dr. Kal'tsit let it slip, I never knew she was here. I should have asked for an autograph... Ugh....
Nian
Ahh.... You mean the ones on the beach? With the band?
Closure
I thought your race didn't care for each other.
Nian
This is slander! Who said that?! I'll sue!
Closure
Dr. Kal'tsit.
Nian
The one and only, huh...? Never mind.
Nian
Li'l Lava and I love their music! Our top ten album lists are a little different though.
Nian
But I've known what they are ever since I first saw them, first heard their melodies. Not bad, living free and easy. Better than the ones under the seaβ€”β€”
Closure
Yeah, but how did you know she was at Rhodes Island?
Nian
Huh?
Closure
I can tell the surveillance system was pretty brutally hacked.
Nian
Ha, ha, ha, me? I'm not gonna tinker with that stuff just because I'm curious about new technology! Definitely not! Not this Nian!
Closure
Hey! That was hard to fix! There's better ways for you to pull records!
Closure
If you were a good girl who worked hard, you could've gotten some Yan food in the cafeteria.
Nian
I am working hard! I'll lend you 'Lungmen Doomwatch' for a little historical research, and the real issue with it is...
Closure
...Is what?
Nian
Doesn't the title kinda suck? What's a 'Doomwatch?'
Closure
I noticed the operators have been registering their equipment with more Laterano-ey names lately. Turns out that's your fault?
Closure
How about 'Ancient Forge'!
Nian
Do you think you could get these guys to come work with us on our movie? That's all I really care about.
Closure
No way, the actors you guys picked are too much.
Nian
Put a little more effort into it! It's a Rhodes Island New Year's movie!
Closure
Throw those guys in there and there's no room for effort! Get real!
Nian
Pfft. Fine! As a true cinephile, I will express my motivations to the audience through the medium of film! I'm sure I'll get through!
Nian
Oh, do you think I should add 'based on true events'? Is that too scary? Would it freak out li'l Lava?
Closure
Don't worry about it. Lava's not a kid anymore. We can all see how much she's grown.
Nian
...A kid? You're about the same age, aren't you? Sarkaz don't show their age so well, but you can't fool me.
Closure
Ahem! She's the backbone of Rhodes Island! An operator anyone can rely on!
Nian
Yeah, right.
Nian
It's just like she always dreamed. She's doing some badass stuff, becoming a badass warrior.
Closure
How about that?
Nian
So what's to worry about? Where's the harm in a little more knowledge?
Nian
I'm not here to play mystic like some people. Just come out and say whatever you gotta say.
Nian
Besides, they'll find out sooner or later. I've got a plan.
Closure
...Ugh.
Closure
They'll find out sooner or later... hey! You've got a point there!
Closure
But why start with Lava?
Nian
I really like my li'l Lava.
Nian
Her hard work, her attitude, her progress, Rhodes Island always surprises me like that.
Nian
You got the scrappy little one making big strides. That's more fun than the operators who are already too strong for their own good, right?
Nian
So I'm willing to stay here and sell Rhodes Island to my brothers and sisters who aren't so hostile to humans.
Closure
...How do you sell it? The best mobile ship on Terra for mingling?
Nian
That's right! Rhodes Island's infinite inclusiveness is the key to settling any clash of tastes!
Closure
Hey.
Nian
Not to mention, it's one of the few places out there you can still have a little fun.
Nian
We can get along, we can fight, and we can watch the sunset together after a hangover.
Nian
Every tomorrow is pretty precarious for me. You know.
Nian
So I really kinda like Rhodes Island.
Closure
Oh... well... hm...
Closure
Am I supposed to blush and accept the compliment? Or should I just tease you for being super sappy?
Nian
Happy New Year! What's for dinner?
Rhodes Island Operator
Lava?
Rhodes Island Operator
About principal photography on the New Year's film...
Lava
........
Lava
Give me a little time. Thanks to a certain hammy lead actress, we might not be able to make it.
Rhodes Island Operator
Huh? What did she do...?
Lava
Ugh.... Have you seen this new script....?
Rhodes Island Operator
...So what do we do?
Lava
Whatever. Just improvise.
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