Ooh! I was worried I hit you too hard last time. It's such a relief to see you alive and kicking, li'l Lava.
Nian
To gather up all that power in your staff and blow open such a big hole with a little tap on the groundββ
Nian
You're pretty strong, compared to what I've been seeing.
Lava
...This is city's core district.
Nian
I know, I've been brushing up on modern technology these last three days. Intercity networks are such a handy invention. It would be nice to have them out over the whole continent someday.
Lava
You really learn fast.
Nian
Aww, I'm average at best.
Nian
After all, I'm on kind of a tight schedule every time I wake up.
Lava
Your brothers and sisters are that impatient?
Nian
........
Nian
I was thinking about it, after last time. There's no way you had such detailed information. You were playing me, weren't you?
Lava
Gold star for figuring that one out.
Nian
What about your sister? Where is she again?
Lava
How did youββ
Lava
ββthat's none of your business.
Nian
Ooh, I see how it is.
Nian
I envy you two. You don't have to kill each other just to remember your faces.
Nian
A flowery flame. You mad?
Lava
...Did you just say 'kill each other?'
Lava
You couldn't have...
Nian
Twelve.
Nian
Twelve, including me.
Nian
I've been fighting my eleven brothers and sisters for a length of time your tiny mind couldn't possibly comprehend.
Nian
It's really pretty dumb. What happens when your right hand fights your left? What changes when you steal from yourself?
Nian
It's completely pointless.
Lava
I guess you don't get along with your siblings.
Nian
...Are you trying to play me again?
Lava
Who knows?
Nian
ββββ
Lava
That's the first time you've attacked without some pithy one-liner.
Lava
But don't think that's going to work out for you.
Nian
Mmm! What are you doing...? Are you trying to tear this place down?
Nian
Gah.
Lava
I can't beat you in battle. I know that.
Nian
'But...?' Where's the 'but?'
Nian
What a pain in the ass. It's so dark. Why don't I just make us a huge battering ram and call it a day.
Lava
I would advise against that.
Nian
Whyββ
Nian
Wait, what's this? This core? It's a forge.... No, it's a weapon? A siege weapon?
Nian
This heat.... Did you build this?
Lava
Looks like you didn't learn everything when brushing up on modern tech. Still, I think you should already understand how this thing works.
Lava
I made you a giant city defense cannon firecracker. Want to set it off?
Nian
This isn't enough to scare me.
Lava
ββHow about now?
Nian
You....
Nian
You're a special girl, li'l Lava. Look at you compressing the space around the explosion.
Lava
You're not getting away as long as I'm standing.
Nian
Even if you did manage to contain the blast to the spatial area around you, we'd both be blown clear.
Lava
There's the Originium drive core of this cannon, and there's me.
Nian
Huh. You're going to use Arts after getting blown up into the sky? Like a big two-step firecracker?
Lava
You're playing it cool, but you're scared, aren't you?
Nian
What about you? You can't use Arts and protect yourself from the explosion at the same time.
Nian
You've built yourself a tomb. You're going to die.
Lava
Not necessarily.
Nian
But I definitely won't.
Lava
Putting a scratch on you is worth it.
Nian
Bold. Bold... Props for that one.
Lava
Now it's my turn to ask questions. What do you actually want out of this?
Nian
We've been killing each other since long before the time that this body's consciousness can recall.
Nian
Then about as far back as I can remember, we started to grow tired of our endless conflict.
Lava
And that's why you started attacking cities?
Nian
Everyone who walks this world today is a survivor. That's how life carries on.
Lava
Don't think I'll let you go just because you tell me some sob story.
Nian
Hmph... My story's not really that tragic.
Nian
I'm not sure when, but we eventually learned some interesting games from the humans. We ended up playing those instead of fighting.
Nian
Like rock, paper, scissors and stuff.
Lava
ββββ
Nian
Agh! Dammit! You're really gonna kill yourself just to take me down with you?!
Lava
You said you definitely wouldn't die.
Nian
Hmph. It's only a turn of phrase.
Lava
...According to my calculations, you're running out of time.
Lava
It's worth the risk.
Nian
Oh, is it?
Nian
Let's count down 'three, two, one' and then blow the place together?
...I'm begging you. Were you ad libbing those lines back there? They didn't make any sense.
Lava
I can't follow this at all. What happened to the zombie horde attacking Lungmen?
Nian
Trust me. I watch like a hundred Columbian B-movies a year. They make bank.
Lava
But this is already way too messed up... Is this your one-woman show? All you're doing is monologuing. Where's everybody else?
Nian
Who cares? I'm the main character, aren't I?
Lava
I thought I was the main character? And the director, for that matter?!
Nian
Hey, li'l Lava, we're friends, aren't we? You're talking like you being the director means you get to boss me around.
Lava
No, no, that's not what I meantββ
Lava
ββAnd a two-step firecracker? Is there a reason it has to be a two-step?
Nian
I really hate the sound of firecrackers. They bring back nasty memories.
Nian
Like yesterday when Spot spooked me with one and I spilled soda on myself.
Lava
And what's with this giant monster at the end? How are we supposed to afford that?
Nian
It's wicked cool.
Lava
It's. Not. Cool!
Nian
Tsk, tsk, tsk, li'l Lava, think about it. What kind of movie are we making here?
Nian
Huge monsters, stripped of the constraints of modern society, reveling in their savageryββIt's that call of the wild that city folk today are missing!
Nian
By the way, the actors you picked suck. They're all so stiff.
Nian
We should've gone with these ones... Here, check this file, what's her name? Blaze? And this one, Emperor?
Nian
Hey! This FEater is a movie star! What's with you just picking a bunch of Lungmenite nobodies? Some kind of avant-garde realism?
Lava
Hold on, now that I look at these, there's some classified records in here...?
Lava
You can't ever let my sisββyou can't ever let that doctor know! Or we're done for!
Nian
Why are you so afraid of her? All right, all right. Let's just change up the ending a bit...
And hurry up and put those files back before Amiya finds out! Where did you get them anyway?
Nian
I snuck a peek a while back and recorded them. My powers come in handy like that.
Lava
Really listen to me this time, or else you'll end up.... I don't even want to think about how you'll end up.
Lava
Seriously! Make sure you put them back!
Nian
All right. Take your time. I can't wait to see your new script, director!
Nian
Sigh.
Nian
What's the big deal? Everybody's so worked up about it.
Closure
'Don't allow standard operators to view classified records.'
Closure
I guess my impression could use some work. But copying a classified record is kind of going a bit too far.
Nian
So it's a secret, huh? That explains why the content is so juicy.
Nian
Well, whatever. Life is short. Why get caught up in all that?
Nian
Li'l Lava put so much into writing out her idea of Lungmen. What do you think? Isn't it cooler to turn the whole city into a metal monster and go all CLANGββBAMββPOW! Hmm?
Closure
You better work it out with your director. But if you do turn a city into a giant robot, you be sure to let me enjoy it!
Nian
It's a little creative license. Otherwise I'd be out doing that right now.
Nian
Li'l Lava's a gentle soul, I get it. But you gotta go big or go home, you know? Even if the going gets tough.
Nian
Well, now that I'm on board, maybe we'll shake up the Columbian studios?
Closure
Ummm.... Hmmm.... How do I say this....?
Closure
There's way too much exposition in the script? And it's full of B-movie garbage?
Nian
Hey, the director is fine with it. Not to mention you're the only one who knows which parts are real and which parts are fake.
Closure
Huh? Which ones are fake?
Nian
A story naturally changes form over time, as it gets passed down.
Nian
The scarier and more unrealistic a story is, the more people are interested. Pretty much the same as a movie.
Closure
Story, huh...
Nian
A script is pretty much a 'story' anyway, so I think li'l Lava can figure it out.
Closure
That's how your people are. Mysterious and elusive. Those other ones were too.
Nian
Who?
Closure
Before Dr. Kal'tsit let it slip, I never knew she was here. I should have asked for an autograph... Ugh....
Nian
Ahh.... You mean the ones on the beach? With the band?
Closure
I thought your race didn't care for each other.
Nian
This is slander! Who said that?! I'll sue!
Closure
Dr. Kal'tsit.
Nian
The one and only, huh...? Never mind.
Nian
Li'l Lava and I love their music! Our top ten album lists are a little different though.
Nian
But I've known what they are ever since I first saw them, first heard their melodies. Not bad, living free and easy. Better than the ones under the seaββ
Closure
Yeah, but how did you know she was at Rhodes Island?
Nian
Huh?
Closure
I can tell the surveillance system was pretty brutally hacked.
Nian
Ha, ha, ha, me? I'm not gonna tinker with that stuff just because I'm curious about new technology! Definitely not! Not this Nian!
Closure
Hey! That was hard to fix! There's better ways for you to pull records!
Closure
If you were a good girl who worked hard, you could've gotten some Yan food in the cafeteria.
Nian
I am working hard! I'll lend you 'Lungmen Doomwatch' for a little historical research, and the real issue with it is...
Closure
...Is what?
Nian
Doesn't the title kinda suck? What's a 'Doomwatch?'
Closure
I noticed the operators have been registering their equipment with more Laterano-ey names lately. Turns out that's your fault?
Closure
How about 'Ancient Forge'!
Nian
Do you think you could get these guys to come work with us on our movie? That's all I really care about.
Closure
No way, the actors you guys picked are too much.
Nian
Put a little more effort into it! It's a Rhodes Island New Year's movie!
Closure
Throw those guys in there and there's no room for effort! Get real!
Nian
Pfft. Fine! As a true cinephile, I will express my motivations to the audience through the medium of film! I'm sure I'll get through!
Nian
Oh, do you think I should add 'based on true events'? Is that too scary? Would it freak out li'l Lava?
Closure
Don't worry about it. Lava's not a kid anymore. We can all see how much she's grown.
Nian
...A kid? You're about the same age, aren't you? Sarkaz don't show their age so well, but you can't fool me.
Closure
Ahem! She's the backbone of Rhodes Island! An operator anyone can rely on!
Nian
Yeah, right.
Nian
It's just like she always dreamed. She's doing some badass stuff, becoming a badass warrior.
Closure
How about that?
Nian
So what's to worry about? Where's the harm in a little more knowledge?
Nian
I'm not here to play mystic like some people. Just come out and say whatever you gotta say.
Nian
Besides, they'll find out sooner or later. I've got a plan.
Closure
...Ugh.
Closure
They'll find out sooner or later... hey! You've got a point there!
Closure
But why start with Lava?
Nian
I really like my li'l Lava.
Nian
Her hard work, her attitude, her progress, Rhodes Island always surprises me like that.
Nian
You got the scrappy little one making big strides. That's more fun than the operators who are already too strong for their own good, right?
Nian
So I'm willing to stay here and sell Rhodes Island to my brothers and sisters who aren't so hostile to humans.
Closure
...How do you sell it? The best mobile ship on Terra for mingling?
Nian
That's right! Rhodes Island's infinite inclusiveness is the key to settling any clash of tastes!
Closure
Hey.
Nian
Not to mention, it's one of the few places out there you can still have a little fun.
Nian
We can get along, we can fight, and we can watch the sunset together after a hangover.
Nian
Every tomorrow is pretty precarious for me. You know.
Nian
So I really kinda like Rhodes Island.
Closure
Oh... well... hm...
Closure
Am I supposed to blush and accept the compliment? Or should I just tease you for being super sappy?
Nian
Happy New Year! What's for dinner?
Rhodes Island Operator
Lava?
Rhodes Island Operator
About principal photography on the New Year's film...
Lava
........
Lava
Give me a little time. Thanks to a certain hammy lead actress, we might not be able to make it.