An arena. Built by bastards from the Grand Knight Territory.
Dignified Grandmother
Humph.
Young Girl
Are we going to see a match?
Dignified Grandmother
A match? No.
Dignified Grandmother
I'm taking you for training.
Dignified Grandmother
Do you still remember the things I taught you?
Young Girl
Yes, Granny, I haven't forgotten any!
Young Girl
It's shield up, cannon up, and bombard!
Young Girl
Eyes on the enemy, watch your ammunition, don't let your cannon go!
Young Girl
And, um...
Young Girl
When the cannon fire rings through the air, victory is already within sight!
Dignified Grandmother
Very good.
Dignified Grandmother
You're a lot more dependable than your father.
Dignified Grandmother
At least someone else will remember these before I close my eyes for good.
Young Girl
Please don't be so gloomy, Granny...
Dignified Grandmother
Heh. A tree may be a century old, but its roots will all be rotten.
Dignified Grandmother
Better to be fertilizer for the new buds than to wither away like this.
Dignified Grandmother
*cough* *cough*...
Young Girl
Granny!
Dignified Grandmother
It's all right, it was just a little cough. Nothing to worry about.
Dignified Grandmother
Your father's generation. Even my few brothers. They've all long forgotten how the Kaliskas came to prosper.
Dignified Grandmother
Forestry? That forest was given back to us upon our high deeds, upon our cannon fire!
Dignified Grandmother
'When the cannon fire rings through the air, victory is already within sight'... All those bastards, with all their money, can't even remember the saying!
She's never in a hurry. Never gives the audience the time of day, either. Reveling just isn't Greynuty.
Sona
That's her selling point. Some people are suckers for that. Look over there.
Excited Fan
Greynuty! Greynuty, look at me!!!
Iwona
Eh... yeah, it works.
Iwona
There's no faking cheers.
Iwona
And that posture, the hunker with the cannon, it's got noble written between the lines.
Iwona
Course I'm still most excited for her to fire off, though.
Sona
Well, you're gonna get that. The crowd's gone wild hearing the rumbles.
Iwona
Just wish there was more to get a kick out of.
Sona
What, you want her bashing with the barrel?
Iwona
Haha. Man, I hope I see it, if it ever happens.
Greatmouth Mob
Humongous hatchet meets sturdy shield! Who'll come out on top? We'll just have to wait and see!
Greatmouth Mob
Switch your terminals on, make your choice, and give your competitor your support!
Greatmouth Mob
And before we forget, the most important part—grab that chance to stuff your wallet full!
Greatmouth Mob
Let the match—begiiiiiinnnnnnnn—!
Brassrust Knight
You'd best hope that hunk of plastic holds out.
Brassrust Knight
Oripathic filth.
Greynuty
......
Iwona
Baah, that's dull. She's not even saying anything.
Sona
This isn't your first time watching Ashley compete. It's called being serious. D'ja know what being serious is?
Iwona
But this is mad boring... if you don't vent your feelings, how're you gonna keep momentum against your opponent?
Sona
Knight competitions aren't yelling contests, jeez. The important thing is to look good standing off.
Sona
See, just like that. Brassrust's getting forced back, and everyone's on cloud nine, right?
Iwona
You don't think this match is too calm, though? Barely any active attacks.
Sona
You've gotta pick your opponents. With knights like Brassrust who go all in on offense, you wanna put together a good defense to be optimal.
Sona
And Ashley can use her favorite move now.
Sona
Block with a shield bash, get a shot in. Tried and tested.
Sona
(Ashley doesn't seem that hungry to attack this match. What's on her mind, huh?)
Greatmouth Mob
It's a shocker! The Butcher's cleaver has nowhere to go before the Ashlock Knight!
Greatmouth Mob
Each time he attacks! Each blast he takes! Ingra gives, but he gets nothing!
Greatmouth Mob
The Ashlock Knight's defense is perfect, and she's making every step forward hers, squeezing down the space the Butcher has to move!
Greatmouth Mob
Without a doubt, this is a battle of back and forth! We won't know who'll wear the victory laurel until the final moment!
Greatmouth Mob
Get your terminals out and lay your bets on your knight of choice!
Greatmouth Mob
Or buy a water bottle with your contestant's logo straight away, specially provided by the Major, and let the crowd around you know just who you support!
Greatmouth Mob
Order now! We're ready to hook you up, right there in your seats!
Iwona
That's something they do now?
Sona
They do, but, uh...
Iwona
These prices... why don't I just step out of the arena and come back with ten bottles?
Sona
Haha...
Iwona
You wouldn't order one...
Sona
Just one. Just to try, heheh.
Brassrust Knight
Can you do anything besides shrink behind that plastic board, hmm?
Greynuty
......
Brassrust Knight
Hah. You'll have time to scream once I shatter it, rock-festered mouse.
Brassrust Knight
A petty firm like the Kaliskas would never collect your corpse.
Greynuty
(Pulls trigger)
Sona
Whoa, Ashley's pissed now!
Sona
Ingra's being too cruel, though. What's he keep yanking her sore spots for?
Iwona
Kaliska Forestry used to be pretty well-known, but you don't hear much about it in the news lately.
Iwona
Can't be something to do with Greynuty.
Sona
If they had her doing things, they might still be as big as ever.
Sona
Doing piss-poor management yourself, taking it out on the others. Not a recipe for company success.
Sona
I heard it was at the table she got expelled from the family. Facing her uncles and aunts. Voted out by all.
Sona
Unanimous passage...
Iwona
So her mom and dad...
Sona
Yeah, I hear blackmail had them throwing their own daughter out.
Sona
Had the funds for Ashley to head Grand Knight Territory-ways later, though.
Sona
But'cha probably figure, y'know. There's your parents, and everything sensible says they oughta be with you. And they put their hands up too...
Sona
That's just gotta hurt.
Sona
Good thing Ashley's strong enough stuff.
Sona
Especially strong.
Sona
Uh... she can't be pissed for REAL real.
Sona
Lemme look—
Sona
We're good, we're good.
Iwona
It's normal enough to be mad at a time like this, right?
Iwona
For sure, I'd ream a hole straight through Brassrust before thinking about the rest.
Sona
Ashley takes fights too cerebral, and ammo runs out. If she fires a round throwing a fit, she might just be boned.
Sona
Still oughta be the phase where she makes Brassrust THINK she's angry.
Sona
After all, misleading your opponent's important too.
Sona
Look.
Greatmouth Mob
I'm floored, and I bet you are too! Ingra's shoulder plates have been blasted to smithereens!
Greatmouth Mob
The Ashlock Knight is still pressing forward step by step! Could victory be at hand? Is the proclamation coming?!
Greatmouth Mob
Another crack of shellfire! It looks like the Ashlock Knight's got her own personal victory salute covered!
Greatmouth Mob
What's this?! Did you see that, everyone?!
Greatmouth Mob
Brassrust just cleaved a shell apart with his hatchet! We'd be remiss not to thank our two contestants! You only get spectacles like this on the soaps!
Greatmouth Mob
That's right, I'm talking about the classic scene from the Słoma-funded suspense-in-the-city production, 24 Nights in the G.K.T.! Anyone in the audience interested, you can put an order in for the discs straight away!
Greatmouth Mob
The first thirty to buy'll get a poster signed by the two leads! First come, first served! Don't miss out!
Sona
Glug, glug—phew. Man, this is basically the same as convenience store water.
Iwona
Didn't I warn you already...
Sona
Heehee. Whatever, let's just say I bought it for her.
Iwona
Forget that. Mob never misses a chance to shill, huh. Really gets on your nerves...
Sona
That's his job, isn't it? What else would he do?
Sona
Who thought Brassrust could cut a shell clean through, though? Really forced an ad spot right into Mob's lap.
Sona
If only Ashley didn't go soft for a moment. Wanted to knock Brassrust down, didn't aim for his head...
Sona
Match would've been over by now.
Iwona
Her magazine's gotta be drying up.
Sona
Mmm.
Sona
Only one shot left, I think.
Sona
Time to swap mags.
Sona
Here's hoping Ingra doesn't give our Ashley any trouble then.
Greynuty
(One round left.)
Greynuty
(Gotta push him off, hop back on the recoil, and that should give me enough time.)
Greynuty
(With Ingra's competition style, he shouldn't have any out.)
Fresh from the advantage, the Ashlock Knight has been caught out reloading! Brassrust begins his revenge! Could the Butcher's cleaver taste blood when all's said and done?!
Greatmouth Mob
Just how is the Ashlock Knight gonna counter? There she goes—she's thrown her empty magazine at Brassrust, but it's had no—
Greatmouth Mob
Oh, wait a moment, sister, she's thrown her cannon down too and is charging Brassrust! What is she up to?!
Greatmouth Mob
Ingra's got his weapon up, and the Ashlock Knight only has a shield to her name! Ashlock—Ashlock has blocked the battleaxe, and—ooh!! She's clocked him straight in the head! I heard that all the way from here!
Greatmouth Mob
Ooh! Back-to-back and hand-to-hand! It's a barrage! Ingra's on the retreat!
Greatmouth Mob
Greynuty's rolled right back to her weapon, swapped and loaded! Not a beat missed! Is Ingra in for another artillery lockdown?!
Greatmouth Mob
Ah-ha! We're once again treated to the sound of cannon fire! The Ashlock Knight has the situation back under control!
Iwona
Might be a little ugly, but... that's a pretty practical way to disengage.
Iwona
Never dreamt she'd go so fast once she dropped that cannon, though.
Sona
Ashley's a Zalak too, y'know. A little agility's par for our course.
Iwona
So why won't she use a light weapon like yours?
Sona
Personal preference, I guess.
Sona
I suggested she could switch to a more arena-friendly long-ranger—javelins, crossbows, slings, stuff like that. She's not a fan of any of them. Just likes using that old family cannon.
Sona
She can't even put it to full use sometimes, and the maintenance is a pain.
Iwona
That's stubborn, alright.
Sona
You get used to it, y'know.
Iwona
I think she's down to her last eight rounds.
Iwona
If she runs clean out, what happens?
Sona
I've got no idea. What DOES happen?
Sona
I've never seen Ashley use up all her reserve ammo before.
Brassrust Knight
...*pant*, *pant*—Are you toying with me, Ashlock?!
Greynuty
......
Brassrust Knight
Say something—you damned—rock!
Greynuty
(Pulls trigger)
Brassrust Knight
How long do you plan on playing the mute?!
Brassrust Knight
I've had enough—enough of this!
Brassrust Knight
Hrreaaagh!!
Sona
Man, Ashley really is another level of horrible.
Iwona
There's no way she was planning a tug of war with Ingra from the start. Was she?
Iwona
She doesn't respond, she doesn't go down. She'd get me mad too.
???
Why?
Sona
Oh, Justyna, you made it.
Justyna
Why is Ashlock bent on humiliating Brassrust?
Sona
Thaaat's a long story.
Sona
When I ran into Ashley, she was stoked on anger, wrath for all the old knight lords at the top of the stands.
Sona
The other Infected knights thought she just resented the old guard, pure and simple.
Sona
But if—
Sona
If she wasn't an Infected, she'd be a knight noble too.
Justyna
I've heard.
Sona
Post-infection, no-one her generation or above in her knight family showed her any sympathy.
Sona
Everyone put the blame for the family's slow fall on her.
Iwona
Normal people would know that's nothing to do with getting ill.
Sona
But that's what they did. Her family, every Kaliska Zalak agreed to strip Ashley of her position and boot her out of the lineage.
Sona
She used to trust all the family, so much. She loved sharing fun stories with them. Comparing techniques with them.
Sona
But in the end, no one she thought a friend reached out a hand to help.
Sona
I heard some were looking to have her disappeared altogether—
Iwona
It—can't be that bad.
Sona
One day, I was there. Helped keep them off Ashley.
Iwona
......
Justyna
......
Sona
So you can guess why Ashley has such a bitter hatred for the old knight lords.
Sona
As for Brassrust Ingra...
Sona
Every single thing he does is a deep sting on Ashley's heart.
Sona
That's what's going on. I'm guessing it's why she was ready to stand off in a close contest until the end.
Sona
To bring a lofty, high-ranking knight straight into the ground.
Sona
And to... keep her own anger in check.
Sona
......
Sona
Hey, Justyna, can you tell how many shells Ashley has left in her mag for me?
Justyna
Four.
Sona
Ooh.
Sona
Nearly closing time.
Greatmouth Mob
A fierce offensive has not toppled the Ashlock Knight! And Brassrust is beginning to wear out!
Greatmouth Mob
He's readying for his final charge!
Greatmouth Mob
This marathon back-and-forth is about to pay off!
Greatmouth Mob
Ladies and gentlemen, knights and dames, keep an eye on your betting numbers, please! Who knows if you're suddenly in for a prize when the results come in!
Greatmouth Mob
This post-match lottery is sponsored by Roar Guards Co., and the rates will boggle your mind! An astonishing zero point FIVE percent! If you still haven't placed your bets, you have one last chance now!
Greatmouth Mob
Ingra has lifted his hatchet, the blade of the abattoir!
Greatmouth Mob
Greynuty assumes a defensive position!
Greatmouth Mob
We're about to see who wins and who loses!
Sona
Jeez, Louise! When'd Ashley make off with my moves?!
Greatmouth Mob
Brassrust is charging, he's still charging, Ashlock has her shield up, but she's pointed the barrel backwards!
Greatmouth Mob
Could she be taking Brassrust for a head-on impact?!
Greatmouth Mob
Both are coming in hot, red-yellow-white-hot!
Greatmouth Mob
What?!
Greatmouth Mob
Ashlock's accelerated with her shelling and has sailed right by Brassrust's hatchet!
Greatmouth Mob
Too fast, way too fast!!
Greatmouth Mob
She's ditched her shield, the barrel's against Ingra's back, she's pulled the trigger!!
Greatmouth Mob
The Brassrust Knight is down! The Ashlock Knight has taken the win!!!
Greatmouth Mob
Hold on, now Ashlock is aiming the barrel at Brassrust again! Could it be? The day the tyrannical Ingra is humiliated himself?!
Brassrust Knight
...Rgh. A Zalak shrunken in a shell.
Brassrust Knight
Ashlock... Greynuty... I'll remember... you.
Brassrust Knight
When I'm healed... you... you Infected—will not live to tell one tale!
Greynuty
—You!
Greynuty
(Pulls the trigger)
Brassrust Knight
Kgh...
Greynuty
......
Greynuty
(Aims barrel at the sky)
Greynuty
This shell is an offering to the spectators.
Greynuty
You don't deserve it.
Brassrust Knight
!
Brassrust Knight
You... urgh...
Greatmouth Mob
The Ashlock Knight has not dealt a closing blow to Ingra! With a final blast of a shell, she's left alone for the exit!