You little sack of shite, you've been hiding cards, haven't ya?
Slippery Soldier
Why'd I need to hide cards to beat you? Just sit yourself down like a good boyβ
Silent Soldier
Royal flush.
Slippery Soldier
Goddammit, how'd you pull that one off?!
Silent Soldier
Your sleeve, Jack.
Slippery Soldier
Eh? MyβHow'd you catch that?
Seasoned Soldier
Jack, you cheating bastard!
Slippery Soldier
Hey, if you didn't catch me, that's your problem.
Seasoned Soldier
You want a problem? I'll shove your goddamn head so far up your arse thatβ
Silent Soldier
Just shuffle already.
Slippery Soldier
Alright, shuffling, shuffling.
Seasoned Soldier
I've sure got some rotten luck, getting stuck with you sorry lot for this shift.
Slippery Soldier
Doesn't matter who you're on shift with, you're playing cards anyway. And there's only a handful of fellas here who won't try to cheat you. Go on, have a count.
Seasoned Soldier
Hmph.
Seasoned Soldier
At least there hasn't been much to do today.
Slippery Soldier
You can say that again. Back when the old man said he'd take us sightseeing, I didn't believe him for one second.
Slippery Soldier
Now that it's been a month, I'd say I believe him.
Silent Soldier
It's been good eating and good drinking.
Seasoned Soldier
Certainly has! It feels like my appetite's gone back to when I just enlisted.
Sickly Soldier
Ahhh!!!
Seasoned Soldier
What the hell are you screaming out for, Charles?! Scared the crap outta me!
Sickly Soldier
Bloody hell, I had another nightmare.
Sickly Soldier
Dreamt that I got chopped in half by a Sarkaz sword and all.
Slippery Soldier
Gah, thought it'd be something worse. Day afore yesterday I dreamt that I got blown up by some Originium explosives while out scouting.
Sickly Soldier
Right now I'd like to shove some explosives into your gob.
Slippery Soldier
Well hurry up already then.
Slippery Soldier
A guy nuttier than a freaking Vampire out on the battlefield is going to have a few screws loose when off the warfront.
Sickly Soldier
Well, what can I do? I can't control if I have a nightmare or not.
Seasoned Soldier
Just think positive. Last time you said you were being minced, this time you said you were being chopped in two.
Seasoned Soldier
Maybe it's a good omen or something.
Sickly Soldier
Dammit, you're right.
Slippery Soldier
Alright, enough moping, grab a drink and come play some cards.
Seasoned Soldier
Perfect timing really. Now that you're up, come take over my spot for a few rounds.
Sickly Soldier
Why, is something the matter?
Seasoned Soldier
Not really. There's a few farmers at the bottom of the mountain that need a hand with their work, so I'm going to help out.
Sickly Soldier
Farmers?
Silent Soldier
That family that gives us milk all the time, the Turiels.
Slippery Soldier
Oh, I remember them. Their daughter's quite pretty.
Slippery Soldier
Heh, I see how it is, Lisburn.
Seasoned Soldier
I'm just helping out. Don't read too much into it.
Harold
The hell are you lot doing? Everyone within a hundred meters could hear you yapping away.
Harold
You sure have some skills, turning the barracks into your gambling parlor.
Slippery Soldier
Didn't you say we were going to go sightseeing from the start, though?
Slippery Soldier
We're just following orders here.
Harold
I told you, you can go help out the locals a bit for some goodwill, let them think we're more than just a bunch of yobs. Have you been yet?
Slippery Soldier
Lisburn's going to help out. He's keeping mum, but I can tell that he's thinking of settling down here.
Harold
Oh?
Seasoned Soldier
Don't listen to this nutter, boss. I really am just going there to help out.
Seasoned Soldier
After all, we came here to...
Harold
Alright, that's enough out of you.
Harold
Just get going already. Who died and made you chief worrywart, huh?
Harold
If a young lad like yourself really does want to become a family man, I'd say you're still a good egg.
Seasoned Soldier
Yes, sir!
Slippery Soldier
You've sure got a stink about you, boss.
Slippery Soldier
Still working on your veterinary medicine out there?
Harold
Save it. Lily, the Leones' girl, she gave birth prematurely.
Harold
Didn't get there in time, all I could do was help with some postpartum care.
Harold
*sigh* And then I ran into this one very unlucky chap.
Slippery Soldier
Unlucky?
Harold
Another Victorian.
Slippery Soldier
A Victorian? The whole month we've been here I bet I've seen, if not a thousand Victorian tourists, eight hundred at least.
Harold
Alright, I get it, you love taking a stroll down the street.
Harold
Deal those cards out already.
Silent Soldier
I'll deal.
Silent Soldier
Charles had a nightmare again, boss.
Harold
Did he?
Harold
Let me see.
Sickly Soldier
It's fine, no use troubling yourself over it.
Harold
If you lot die, then who's going to fight for me?
Sickly Soldier
We're going to fight?
Harold
Shut your mouth for a second and hold still, alright?
Sickly Soldier
Gahβ
Harold
Hmm... Well, at least it hasn't gotten worse.
Harold
Does it still hurt as much as last time?
Sickly Soldier
It's been a lot better since we came to Kjerag.
Harold
Hmph, I spent a lot of money greasing palms just to get this opportunity. If you lot aren't feeling any healthier, doesn't it seem like I wasted all that dosh for nothing?
Harold
Besides, it's not like there's anything else to do here except get better.
Sickly Soldier
Heh, you're right about that, sir.
Sickly Soldier
This arm's been no good for a while, but you've already helped me a lot.
Sickly Soldier
If I ever lose both my arms, well, at least I can still carry a weapon into battle with my teeth.
Harold
What use is a soldier with no arms?
Harold
There's no need to show off. You lads just need to remember that you're here toβ
Enciodes sent it over specially, said it would be given out at the bonfire banquet the night before the ceremony. That uh, what was it called again...?
Gulo
'Karlan Manor's Snow Realm Spring', Sir!
Gulo
They've been talking about it on television every day, enough times that I've memorized it.
Arctosz
Pah, it's all just claptrap for the masses!
Arctosz
I will say that this drink is exquisite. Very robust. I dare say it's the one good thing Enciodes has done.
Arctosz
However! It hardly holds a candle to our very own aged Paleroche akvavit!
Gulo
Should we keep drinking this stuff, Sir?
Gulo
Counting what we got from the Browntails, there's still three other drinks to try.
Arctosz
Of course we'll keep drinking it! If we don't try for ourselves then how will we know which is the best?
Arctosz
Since the Saintess has bestowed the privilege of organizing the banquet on Clan Paleroche, this is of course one of my duties.
Arctosz
Drink is our top priority! I must pick Kjerag's best spirits for this banquet! I cannot let the Saintess down!
Arctosz
Alright, go, get the rest of the booze up here for a taste test!