Have you given Karlan Trade's proposal some thought, Mr. Taylor?
Enciodes
I understand Matterhorn has taken you to see our mines and factories. Are you satisfied with what you've seen from Kjerag and Karlan Trade?
Columbian Magnate
I have no complaints about your company, Mr. Silverash.
Columbian Magnate
But you're a businessman too. I'm sure you understand.
Columbian Magnate
I would have few reasons to harbor any doubts, if it was Karlan Trade I was dealing with.
Columbian Magnate
But if I'm to deal with the government of Kjerag, which we know little about... I do feel that more due diligence is in order when it comes to a project of this size.
Enciodes
Of course.
Columbian Magnate
I saw Victorian soldiers on the streets a few days ago.
Columbian Magnate
There's no conflict brewing between Kjerag and Victoria... is there?
Enciodes
I assure you that no harm will come to you in Kjerag.
Enciodes
Take your time, Mr. Taylor. Kjerag won't disappoint you.
Columbian Magnate
Excellent! I look forward to a fruitful partnership, Mr. Silverash.
Enciodes
You will continue to serve as Mr. Taylor's guide tomorrow, Matterhorn.
Enciodes
Attend to any need he has, within reason.
Matterhorn
Yes, sir.
Matterhorn
But... are we really going to work with him?
Enciodes
You don't think he'd be a good partner?
Matterhorn
It's not my place to judge.
Matterhorn
However, he has found various excuses to put off signing the contract while here in Kjerag, and went back on his word more than once on profit sharing. I fear...
Enciodes
Indeed, he is a shrewd merchant.
Enciodes
Kjerag has no choice but to work with shrewd merchants at present, while these same shrewd merchants have their pick of options.
Enciodes
My job is to make Kjerag their only choice.
Matterhorn
Sir...
Enciodes
Go and check on Degenbrecher's recruits.
Enciodes
Have them escort Mr. Taylor.
Matterhorn
Yes, sir.
Degenbrecher
Enciodes?
Enciodes
Yes.
Enciodes
Look at that, you're using a communicator. I thought you didn't like these long-range methods.
Degenbrecher
I just don't like to be contacted.
Degenbrecher
There's something you should know, Enciodes.
Degenbrecher
I ran into a girl from Rhodes Island on the train to Lake Silberneherze.
Burdenbeast blind boxes! Limited edition! While supplies last!
Leto
It's so lively here.
Leto
What are they selling?
Leto
Portraits of the Saintess? That's not what Pramanix looks like...
Local Vendor
Now, now, girly, the Saintess personally approved this portrait! It's the real deal!
Leto
Right, whatever you say.
Leto
I'll have some snow cheese, then. Is that the most popular treat?
Leto
I might've had some when I was little.
Local Vendor
You're a local?
Leto
You could say that.
Local Vendor
Should've said so. Don't buy the snow cheese.
Leto
Huh?
Local Vendor
That's for tourists. We don't buy that stuff.
Local Vendor
This shaved cheese is much cheaper and tastes pretty much the same.
Leto
Wait, aren't you just ripping off tourists then?
Local Vendor
Hey, don't put it like that!
Local Vendor
Look at the packaging on this snow cheese. See how nice it is? That's what the tourists want. Something nice and classy-looking.
Local Vendor
All I'm doing is making a few francs off the packaging. It's not like I'm selling inferior stuff. The cheese itself is first-rate!
Leto
I guess you have a point.
Leto
I'll have the shaved cheese, then. Can I ask you something else, too?
Leto
Is there a man in Kjerag that everyone agrees is the handsomest?
Local Vendor
The handsomest man, huh?
Local Vendor
Well... I'm a Paleroche, but I'm not gonna lie.
Local Vendor
Sir Enciodes has got to be the handsomest fellow in Kjerag.
Leto
Enciodes... Wait, SilverAsh?!
Local Vendor
Yeah, the patriarch of Clan Silverash.
Leto
No, no way... it can't be...
Leto
How about another guy? Anybody else?
Local Vendor
Er, well... um...
Leto
Never mind, just a random thought. Forget I asked.
Leto
How about something else...? That mountain by the shore of Lake Silberneherze?
Leto
Does it have a name or something?
Local Vendor
Oh, that's Mount Fugen!
Local Vendor
It's famous for its romantic atmosphere. Lots of young couples go there.
Leto
Young couples...?
Local Vendor
They say any couple that watches the sunrise there will stay together forever. What's that old saying again? 'Kjerag's love is like the unmelting ice.' Humbug, if you ask me.
Local Vendor
But lots of tourists go there. They hang the golden lock of love or something... oh, now that I think of it.
Local Vendor
Sir Arctosz likes to go there to hunt, and he's none too happy about all the tourists who get in his way.
So this is the Lake Silberneherze that Mamochka always talked about...
Leto
And that's Mount Fugen.
Leto
Not a bad view, but Ursus has icy lakes just like it.
Leto
Oh, the ice goes pretty deep.
Leto
Is that the statue of Kjeragandr? Can't see the face.
Leto
Wow, it's big alright. Wonder how much stone they used to build it.
???
Stone?
???
Our Kjeragandr statue wouldn't settle for stone!
Leto
Huh?
Sciurus
Gotta hand it to you: You've got good taste. This is the best spot to admire Kjeragandr's statue.
Leto
Er... who might you be?
Sciurus
I'mβ
Sciurus
A-Ahem! That's not important. What's important is what you just said!
Sciurus
Kjeragandr's statue isn't made from any old stone. We used the finest materials to express our love for Her!
Leto
The finest, huh?
Leto
Like, what?
Sciurus
Like I said, the finestβ
Sciurus
βOw!
Leto
What? Did you bite your tongue!
Sciurus
It's a secret, of course! Can't just go around blabbering to tourists.
Sciurus
I can't tell you the details, but anyway... just know that it's really amazing!
Leto
You almost let it slip.
Sciurus
Just almost.
Leto
Fine, fine, you didn't say anything.
Leto
Well, enjoy the view. I gotta get going.
Sciurus
Oh, hey, wait up!
Leto
What is it this time?
Sciurus
You...
Sciurus
Hey, you're a tourist, right?
Sciurus
Kjeragandr's statue's getting officially unveiled right here the day after tomorrow, in the morning.
Sciurus
If you're still in Kjerag, you won't wanna miss it!
Leto
Now you're just talking to yourself.
Leto
Who knows what's gonna happen in two days? Makes no difference looking at it today.
Sciurus
Of course it makes a difference!
Sciurus
The Saintess is officiating the ceremony herself! You might even get to see Kjeragandr in spirit!
Sciurus
You... say, what's your name?
Leto
Rosalind.
Sciurus
Full name.
Leto
Ty nevynosima...
Leto
(Ursine) Rosalind Tatyanovna Larina.
Sciurus
Alright, Rosalind, I'll make this official!
Sciurus
I, Sciurus Browntail, formally invite Rosalind Tatyanovna Larina to attend the unveiling ceremony for Kjeragandr's statue that takes place in two day's time!
Sciurus
Then you'll know that this Kjeragandr is special. There's no other like Her.
Leto
You sure are confident.
Leto
Well, I guess I'll look forward to it.
Sciurus
Wait, I haven't given you the invitation letter yet!