Welcome aboard the new Saintess Express. Our train has reached cruising speed. You may appreciate the finest natural sights that Kjerag has to offer through the windows on both sides of the train.
Conductor
During our journey, we have a variety of local Kjerag delicacies available for purchase!
Conductor
From all our favorite treats like yogurt snacks to the ever popular burdenbeast blind boxes, and even Karlan Trade's limited edition mountain ice waters, everything we have on offer is produced locally, handpicked by the Saintess herself, and guaranteed to be of the finest quality!
Conductor
Please feel free to browse our selections...
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
Excuse me. I have a question.
Conductor
Ah, what can I get you today, good sir?
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
I'm not buying anything.
Conductor
These delicacies are not to your fancy? How about this limited edition mountain ice water?
Conductor
This is the Tri-Clan's official drinking water, and it's the Saintess's personal favorite. We don't have many in stock today. A rare opportunity. It can be yours right now for just four francs!
Spectating Passenger
Holy Saintess... four francs? I could buy out a restaurant for that price!
Conductor
It's a little pricey, but just look at the packaging. This clean, pure sensation. It's a perfect fit for your splendid appearance!
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
...I'll pass.
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
I'll... take a blind box. Thank you.
Conductor
Thank you very much!
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
How long until the next station?
Conductor
This train is a nonstop limited express. The next stop will be the terminus, Lake Silberneherze.
Conductor
We are about two hours from our destination!
Conductor
If you would like to stop somewhere during our journey to better take in the sights along the way, we also offer regular trains that stop at every station on the route!
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
Okay, thank you.
Conductor
You are very welcome.
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
(......)
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
(Blind box? Are these trinkets really so popular?)
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
(It's just a meaningless ornament, no matter how I look at it.)
Foreigner With a Funny Hat
(Still two hours to go. That's more than enough time.)
Alright, kind sir, shall we discuss the fowlbeast?
Harold
I'm very curious what kind of fowlbeast would require a Trilby Asher coming to me in person.
'Trilby Asher'
I did not expect to find you on this train, Lord Viscount.
Harold
Oh, please. I could say the very same. Minus the viscount bit.
Harold
Why is it that I've never noticed that the Trilby Ashers had such an interest in sightseeing? Or is it that your early retirement has finally been approved?
'Trilby Asher'
......
Harold
Seems not.
'Trilby Asher'
No need for the interrogation, My Lord.
'Trilby Asher'
I'm merely doing a routine investigation on certain rumors that I've heard.
Harold
Now, I can't say I buy that.
'Trilby Asher'
You and I both help lift the weight off Her Grace. We should have more trust in one another.
'Trilby Asher'
What about you, My Lord? What is your purpose here? And the young lady with you... Is she Ursine?
'Trilby Asher'
She looks a little familiar.
Harold
Trilby Asher...
Harold
I must say. If that was an attempt to make a move on the lady, it was rather behind the times.
'Trilby Asher'
...No.
'Trilby Asher'
That is not my intention at all, but thank you for the reminder.
Harold
As for me. I am, of course, sightseeing.
'Trilby Asher'
Are you?
Harold
Mind your words now. We should have more trust in one another!
Harold
The Kjeragandr statue ceremony is in two days. I received an invitation, and I thought I ought to do a little sightseeing before the unveiling.
Harold
I bought two small Saintess sculptures that I am bringing with me on the day. Pretty well-made, if you ask me.
Harold
Anyway, enough chit-chat. I see no... 'fowlbeasts' here.