Yes, Your Eminence. We didn't find any suspicious individuals.
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
We also interviewed potential witnesses nearby, but at this time we have no concrete leads.
Lemuen
...
Lemuen
Mushrooms might spring up on a wet pillar by themselves, but bombs don't, do they?
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
Huh... how could they?
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
With the exception of public officers of the Curia and the Shrine of Nurtury, anyone who is in possession of explosives is subject to surveillance by the Notarial Hall.
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
It's been years since an unplanned gunshot last rang out in Laterano, never mind an explosion.
Lemuen bends down and retrieves a bomb fragment from the damaged pillar.
Lemuen
It's pretty sophisticated. If a bomb like this was filled with standard explosives, the blast would have damaged far more than just one pillar.
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
Do you mean it was homemade? But why? A practical joke?
Lemuen
The Lateran Arms Control List was compiled by the Curia's extremely experienced explosives experts. Pretty much anything that could possibly cause a good-sized explosion is on there.
Lemuen
It would take considerable effort to assemble a bomb like this using materials not on the list. No one would do this for a whimsical practical joke.
Lemuen
Besides, today is no ordinary occasion. The second Summit of Nations is underway.
Lemuen recalls the streak of red. She feels a bit of unease, and even more perplexity.
Lemuen
Get me the files on recent movements around Via Jovita... correction, all of Pagus Stevonus.
Seventh Tribunal Investigator
...
Lemuen
What is it?
Lemuen
Files that are clearly relevant to the case at hand should have been retrieved the moment we received our orders.
???
There you are!
???
(Pats chest) *pant*... *pant*...
???
Forgive me, Cardinal Lemuen. Here are the files you requested.
Amos
My name is Amos, I'm an investigator with the Seventh Tribunal. I will be serving as your aide and conclavist.
Lemuen
...
Lemuen
You're late, Amos.
Lemuen
Patrizion said you'd be here approximately ten minutes after I arrived at the scene. Here we are, thirty minutes later.
Amos
I'm so sorry, I was preparing refreshments for the welcome ceremony. I didn't think it would be so urgent...
Lemuen
(Shhhβ)
Lemuen
I assume you've heard about me, if the Seventh Tribunal appointed you as my aide.
I am not in the habit of enjoying dessert in the middle of a mission.
Federico
Besides, I already partook before leaving the Notarial Hall.
Richele
So it was you who took the last cup from the lounge...
Richele
How about you tell me why you rushed out of the Notarial Hall in such a hurry? Reward for me solving that case, so to speak.
Richele
You've been standing at this intersection for ten minutes, but there's nothing here.
Federico
I am under no obligation to share my private affairs with colleagues.
Richele
You said you were in the middle of a mission...
Richele
What's that sound...?
Richele
You've certainly accumulated your fair share of 'sins' as the executor with the highest rate of complaints at the Notarial Hall, but it's still a huge surprise to see you proactively seeking confession.
Richele
Here.
Federico
What?
Richele
I expensed the cost of a City of Gold Blind Box on that field mission to Sargon, which resulted in my reimbursements being twice as much as what was actually spent on mission costs...
Richele
I went out my door with shame weighing on my heart... and spotted a confessional driving by... Anyway, long story short, I got myself an annual pass. You can borrow it.
Mechanical Announcement
Arrival announcement.
Mechanical Announcement
Automated Confessional ELCARO-001 is arriving at this station. Please line up to enjoy confessional services.
Mechanical Announcement
'May all who are lost find salvation.'
Automated Confessional
β
The confessional enters their view, and Federico reaches out.
Federico
...
Federico
?
Richele
Hahahahahaha!
Richele
Even a robot knows you don't have any emotional needs, Federico.
Federico
Virtually every Lateran comes into contact with confessionals in the course of their everyday lives. In a way, these machines hold more diverse and comprehensive data than that stored in the Notarial Hall.
Federico
They form natural archives, revealing abnormalities.
Federico
...I have arrived at certain conclusions.
Richele
Hm... one second, Federico. You don't have to share your conclusions, but could you at least explain what you're looking for?
Self-reflection is part of the daily studies of the faithful. As an extension of the Church, there are almost as many confessionals in the Holy City as there are dessert carts.
These mobile public facilities roam the streets and alleys of Laterano, ensuring that citizens' emotional relief is always immediately available.
In the tiny, private space, among the holy sculptures, guns, and pleasant music, a penitent may spill their guts to the electronic confessor.
Sins could range from the shame of consuming too much sugar, to the crime of betraying one's kin or bringing harm to one's people.
After rejecting Federico, the automated confessional ELCARO-001 stops in an alley, opening its door to allow a mysterious guest to enter.
It took so much effort to find the replacement materialsβthe market, the bakery, the playground, the school's secret shop... I went through every single source I could think of.
Exusiai
And it didn't even blast the pillar in two! Any material that's even halfway decent is restricted, and no one could give an answer when I asked why.
Exusiai
It's not because of this 'Summit of Nations', right?
Exusiai
If anyone in Laterano thought the beautiful sight and sound of an explosion would be any threat to the Summit of Nations, then it's not me with the problem, it's Laterano!
Exusiai
As for the Summit of Nations... they just announced the final event of the whole dealβsome 'Nativity' ceremony in that shrine.
Exusiai
Are you telling me they built a building big enough to be seen from any corner of Laterano, not as a dessert museum, but to put on some kind of LIVE BIRTHING SHOW?!
'You have corroborated the anomaly of your home with your own eyes, as you had hoped.'
'As you can see, this is not the Laterano you know.'
If I figured out how to blow up a shrine that big using only common household items, shouldn't every university in Laterano give me a lifetime achievement award?
'As long as you reawaken their love of explosions.'
Can you believe it? The Laterans need someone to remind them that they love explosions? Sounds like a nightmare, doesn't it? Shouldn't take more than an afternoon at the Firearms Workshop to do the job.
Exusiai
Oh yeah! The Firearms Workshop! The workshops may be closed, but the people are still around!
My investigation is now concluded. Thank you all for your contributions.
Lemuen
We can go back to the Seventh Tribunal once we've signed off on the paperwork. If the refreshments at the welcome ceremony haven't gone stale yet, may I count on your assistance in eliminating them with extreme prejudice?
Lemuen
I would like you to accompany me to see the gun-knights, Amos.
Amos
I...
Lemuen
Is there a problem?
Amos
If by 'gun-knights' you mean Reverend Patrizion, I... I'll ask Joshua to accompany you.
Lemuen
Explain.
Amos
...
Amos
There was an incident a decade ago, when a nomadic abbey was escorting prisoners back to Laterano. A terrible fight broke out between a gun-knight and her cohort...
Amos
By the time the Curia sent someone, much blood had been spilled, and the gun-knight had fallen.
Amos
She was exiled from Laterano and has not been heard from since.
Lemuen
I've heard of the case.
Amos
That gun-knight was my wife. It was Reverend Patrizion who led the clean-up task force and exiled her.
Lemuen
You've been with the Seventh Tribunal far longer than I have, Conclavist Amos. I don't need to remind you of our duty, and the duty of the gun-knightsβ
Amos
No, no, you misunderstand.
Amos
My wife was entirely at fault.
Amos
Any Sankta who raises their patron firearm against one of their own must be judged by the Law and be expelled from Paradise.
Amos
I am in no position to criticize Reverend Gun-Knight Patrizion... however, I can't bring myself to see him like this either.
Lemuen
Is this how you've handled any previous dealings with the gun-knights?
Amos
I... yes. I'm sorry.
Lemuen
...*sigh*.
Amos
I-I'm very sorry. Give me five minutes, I'll try to collect myself, and maybe I can go with you...
Lemuen
I don't mean to reprimand you. I just think that this is part of what we do at the Seventh Tribunal.
Lemuen
We spend our time seeing people we don't want to see, and not seeing the people we want to see. Or worseβseeing the people we want to see in the worst ways possible.
Lemuen
I hated handing down instructions to Mostima and the others.
Amos
But they said you volunteered to join the Seventh Tribunal...
Lemuen
Because there's a lot I can do here.
Lemuen
The same goes for you, Amos.
Amos
Thank you. But I don't really have aspirations. It was like that when my wife was around, and even more so after she left...
Lemuen
There's a lot at the Seventh Tribunal that needs doing. For example, there are still several Firearms Workshops that need attention.
Lemuen
It's our first priority right now. The seizure of the Firearms Workshops must proceed without a hitch in order to prevent any more explosions.
You've gone through six rows of wheat with your sickle since dawn. Perhaps you should take a break by the haystacks.
Busy Nun
Arturia.
Arturia
I'm not so frail. Besides...
Busy Nun
Besides?
Arturia
Nothing. I just wanted to see where the fields end.
Arturia
I can't make out the boundary. Even my music can't penetrate it.
???
You'll have to work harder!
Arturia
We meet again, Sister Hildegard.
Hildegard
Good afternoon, Arturia.
Hildegard
I brought your lunchβbread, some ice cream crackers, and a large mug of craft beer!
Arturia
Thank you. Work harder, you said?
Hildegard
What I mean is, there's plenty for us to do.
Hildegard
Look at the golden stalks, the undulating waves of wheat... it's another bumper harvest in Laterano.
Hildegard
Setting aside our own food stocks, Landen Monastery will be able to put twice as much grain as usual into cystymilk bread and craft beer this year. It'll be a good source of income!
Arturia
...
Hildegard
Why are you laughing?
Arturia
The way you talk about life makes me appreciate this prison even more, Sister Hildegard.
Hildegard
The respect you show for this prison makes me appreciate you even more, Arturia.
Hildegard
I'm very curious about your transgression. I heard the other nuns saying that your music is beautiful, but dangerous.
Arturia
I have a question.
Arturia
If I recall correctly, Landen Monastery was founded to protect the Pope and important clerics of the Lateran Church...
Arturia
Which makes me wonder when this place became a prison.
Hildegard
Is it not protecting... er, important clerics and the peace of Laterano, to put certain individuals of note under observation?
Hildegard
The significance of Landen Monastery has never changed.
Hildegard
Besides, the more important the monastery is to the Holy City, the less likely we will fall insolvent.
Arturia
Hm...
Arturia
How did you acclimate to this place so quickly as a Liberi?
Hildegard
What do you mean?
Hildegard
I grew up here.
Arturia
...I see.
Hildegard
Oh, I almost forgot. This is what you requested yesterday.
Arturia
Gratias.
Hildegard
What made you want to read The Saints' Travels all of a sudden?
Arturia gazes into the distance.
Behind her, the worn image of the monastery; before her, a golden sea of wheat. The wheat field runs to the edge of the Holy City, and seems to extend infinitely into the distance.
The breeze blowing through the wheat makes nary a sound. Laterano seems to slumber.
Arturia
Penance, of course. What other reason might a prisoner have?