I gotta say, Missy, we've been in this city for days now, and I haven't once seen you up to meet Miss Lin.
Hoshiguma
After all that talking about how you'd sneak up on her and scare her lights out.
Swire
You want an ice cream?
Hoshiguma
I'll take three scoops. Mint, strawberry, chocolate.
Swire
You're gonna get so fat.
Swire
A triple, boss—VANILLA, strawberry, chocolate. And a quadruple, those three plus lemon.
Boss
Sure thing.
Hoshiguma
Who's gonna get fat now?
Swire
Lin Yühsia went through government channels, nothing like us. You're riding my coattails to get the VIP treatment.
Swire
And I gotta say, I think the dummy's still probably on her way here, hahaha!
Swire
Vacation won't end any time soon. Let's enjoy the wait.
Swire
Shitty rat, sneaking her way into such a nice vacation spot. When I find you, you're done for.
Hoshiguma
Hey, Missy. Don't forget what this vacation cost you.
Swire
It's all my annual leave plus a month of one-day weekends after I get back. Isn't that it? It's fine, I'll be fine.
Hoshiguma
Once you include my vacation days to keep your trouble in check, yeah, that's it.
Swire
Oh, jeez, I'll pay you back later.
Hoshiguma
Sure, sure.
Hoshiguma
Hm?
Hoshiguma
Uh?
Hoshiguma
Huh?!
Swire
Wha-? Did you see her?
Hoshiguma
Not just Lin Yühsia. Someone you'd never guess with her.
Swire
Who the...
Swire
Haah?
Boss
Careful with your ice cream! You're gonna drop it! Hey!
Ch'en
Hah... how the hell did this happen?
Ernesto
Huff... pant... finally found you.
Ernesto
Weren't the two of you pursuing them? Why are you here in the Smash Splash now?
Ernesto
If I didn't spot you on the TV back in the streets, I would've missed you.
Lin Yühsia
It was an accident.
Ernesto
Well, now what? Are you going to team up and enter the championship?
Lin Yühsia
I was going to enter, but not with her.
Ch'en
There's a coincidence. I was thinking the same thing.
Lin Yühsia
Ch'en Hui-chieh, you're free to pick a different prelim.
Ch'en
No can do. This one is the very last one.
Lin Yühsia
I guess it's time to settle who's the bigger woman.
Ernesto
I'm sorry to have to tell you, half the city is watching through their screens, right now.
Ernesto
You might as well enter together. It'll be good to have each other's backs, too.
Lin Yühsia
......
Ch'en
...Fine.
Ernesto
Alright. I'll help you out.
Ernesto
After all, I'm your guide. If she heard you joined and I was nowhere around, the Mayor wouldn't let me off easy.
Ernesto
I might not be as strong in a fight as you two, but I'm still a local. I'm sure I can be of assistance.
Ch'en
Will they let us bring a plus-one?
Ernesto
Sure. Team size limit is seven. As long as you complete your registration before the official championship, even finding teammates after winning is fair game.
Ernesto
To be honest, it's a competition where more teammates net you a greater advantage.
Ch'en
One more beats one fewer. Any complaints, Lin Yühsia?
Lin Yühsia
Suit yourself.
Ernesto
We're still two days out from the official start. You're allowed to go recruit more.
Ch'en
No need. We'll go with us three.
Staff Worker
Excuse me, er, you two, can I ask you to head up on stage?
Ch'en
Add one more. We're three total now.
Prelim MC
Alright, let's give our prelim winners the greatest round of applause!
Prelim MC
Have you come up with a name for your team?
Ch'en
How do you figure?
Lin Yühsia
You decide.
Ch'en
Then we're calling it... LUNG wRATh. All caps. Except the 'w' and 'h'.
Lin Yühsia
......
Ch'en
You told me to decide.
Lin Yühsia
Hold on.
Prelim MC
Er... alright, then, LUNG wRATh! Now, here to give you your awards for making it out of the prelims, we have Mr. Pancho!
Pancho
I see Candela brought us two incredible young ladies.
Ch'en
You know us?
Pancho
Who doesn't know how the Mayor welcomed two young Lungmenites?
Pancho
Ernesto, you've been dutiful with our guests, haven't you?
Ernesto
It's an undertaking from Ms. Candela herself, Father. Of course I'm doing all I can.
Pancho
Fine, good.
Ch'en
This is your father?
Pancho
I am.
Pancho
Here's your award. Take it.
Lin Yühsia
A pure gold statue...
Ch'en
You get this sort of award just for beating a prelim?
Pancho
Yes. Remember where you are. This is the Dossoles way.
Pancho
You have your fun, youngsters.
Ch'en
Thank you...
Prelim MC
Alright, we're all looking forward to LUNG wRATh's performance in the official championship!
Haaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa! Missy, did you hear that? LUNG wRATh, haaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!
Swire
Laugh a little quieter, I dare you.
Hoshiguma
You have to see the pout on Miss Lin's face. Ch'en totally came up with that name on the spot.
Swire
No, forget that! What is Ch'en Hui-chieh doing here too? The nerve of the woman! And they entered together! Did the little rat only even come because she knew Ch'en would be here?
Swire
Heh heh heh, you've got guts, Lin Yühsia, keeping all this from me...
Hoshiguma
Hey, Missy. Don't get carried away.
Hoshiguma
You said it was Chief Wei who arranged Lin Yühsia's business here. So it follows that Ch'en's here for the Chief too... right?
Swire
Fine... I guess you've got a point.
Hoshiguma
Also... may as well suggest it. Miss Lin's here, and so's Ch'en. Let's go say hi?
Swire
Hmph... I have an even better plan.
Swire
The two of them teamed up to join the competition, right? Perfect.
Swire
The whole championship's going to be broadcast live from start to finish. Let's hold off on saying hello. We'll watch them compete, and then when they lose, we'll go laugh in their faces.
Hoshiguma
Ha, now you hate Ch'en too, on top of everything.
Swire
Hmph. She came here on a vacation without so much as a word. Aren't you pissed off?
Hoshiguma
You know, I'm glad Ch'en's doing well. Words can't express how happy I am for her.
Swire
Ugh, are we speaking different languages here? Agree with me or not, come on.
Hoshiguma
I'm your bodyguard here. Your word is law.
Swire
That's more like it.
Hoshiguma
Not my fault if we run across them though, okay?
Swire
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!
Excited Female Tourist
Hey, look! They're the ones who just won the scrimmage preliminaries, right?
Passionate Male Tourist
Keep it up, LUNG wRATh! You've got me on your side already!
Ch'en
......
Ernesto
Well, then, I'll just...
Ch'en
Ernesto, in this city, I've noticed a lot of military personnel.
Ernesto
Your intuition's on the mark. The truth is, not everyone's allowed into Dossoles.
Ernesto
If you want to come vacation here, you need to have enough money. If you want to come live here, you need even more money.
Ernesto
In Bolívar, the second-best way to make money is temp jobs, and the best, most profitable one—is serving.
Ch'en
Was your father a soldier too?
Ernesto
The old man sure used to be. I remember he made full colonel.
Ch'en
That's pretty high up.
Ernesto
I guess you want to ask why he'd come here.
Ch'en
I admit I'm curious.
Ernesto
There's nothing much to say. He's majorly stubborn, thinks about nothing but war all day, and doesn't like kissing up to bosses. He got falsely charged, and then driven out of the army.
Ch'en
Sorry.
Ernesto
Save it. I think he's dull enough for a lifetime too.
Ernesto
He doesn't have a big enough fist, and what does he stand up straight all day like that for?
Ch'en
...I suppose.
Lin Yühsia
I thought you'd argue back.
Ch'en
I do want to, but ultimately I don't know this place, or really Bolívar as a whole.
Ernesto
I can say the old man's been pretty good since coming here, or I'd have never been able to work under the Mayor.
Ernesto
Come to think of it, the two of you have been in Dossoles for two days now. Any thoughts on the city so far?
Ch'en
Corrupt.
Lin Yühsia
Stinks to high heaven.
Ch'en
......
Lin Yühsia
It seems we're of a mind, for once.
Ernesto
Now that's funny. I was sure any guests the Mayor invited here would love it.
Lin Yühsia
What about you?
Ernesto
Me? I love this place, naturally.
Ernesto
You never need to think about the world outside. As long as you have money, you can play, from sun-up to sun-down, and then from sun-down back to sun-up.
Ernesto
I don't know how you live in Lungmen, but I can't imagine there's a better life than here.
Lin Yühsia
Is that so.
Ch'en
Forget that for now... Is this whole competition as heavy on full-contact as the scrimmage just now?
Ernesto
Ah! Yes.
Ernesto
I don't know if you have anything similar over there, but in this competition, the courses are designed for physical contests.
Ernesto
But of course, the people aren't here for a simple stamina match.
Ernesto
Most everyone is chasing a thrill. What they really want to see is the kind of fight you two put on. Stuff that gets their hearts pumping.
Lin Yühsia
So in other words, we go out there to amuse the people.
Ernesto
Hahaha! You could put it that way.
Lin Yühsia
This is utterly senseless.
Ch'en
I'm in agreement with you there, but nothing changes the fact that we're taking part. Let's be prepared.
Ch'en
Sorry, Ernesto, but we'll be asking you to explain more about the format of the competition.
Ernesto
Sure thing.
Ch'en
First things first, do you know of a weapons vendor anywhere?
Ernesto
I do. You're in the market?
Ch'en
If the combat holds up like it just did, I might need a change of arms, at the least.
Ernesto
In that case, come with me. This isn't an open-air kind of topic, anyway.
That's right. It's just the place you're looking for.
Ernesto
I've opened a handful of these stores throughout the city. Call it an income stream.
Ernesto
We carry all sorts of weapons, as a matter of course, but can I ask, why are you looking to change, Miss Ch'en?
Ch'en
My sword isn't that suited to competitive stuff like this.
Ernesto
Hm... Honestly, the blade you carry doesn't pose any kind of problem.
Ernesto
There's a mountain of competitors with weapons and tricks a whole lot worse than that up their sleeves. Swords aren't high on the danger scale.
Ernesto
Which is to say: even if you don't use yours, others will use theirs.
Ch'en
Doesn't matter. I'm not good with mercy.
Ch'en
Just give me something that won't do too much damage to a human body.
Ernesto
Well, in that case... try a high-pressure water gun like this.
Ch'en
A water gun?
Ernesto
Oh, it's a fairly specialized weapon. Fires high-pressure water rounds, hits hard, but won't cause major injury.
Ernesto
Do you know how to work a crossbow?
Ch'en
I've never used one in the field, but I didn't do bad on my shooting course.
Ernesto
Let's give it a try.
Ernesto
But before that, I'll explain the competition in detail.
Ernesto
Firstly, its formal name is the 'Dossoles Warrior Champion.'
Ernesto
It takes place across the entire city. The Mayor's purchased a huge number of drones and cams, as well as low-altitude aircraft, so nobody will miss a single moment.
Ernesto
Not even the darkest, dankest corners of the city. Once the competition starts, we'll have drones custom-geared to follow each and every team too.
Ernesto
And once the time hits, the TV station will split up into different main stages, making it convenient for the people to view the teams or content that they want.
Okay. Before the official competition was ten days of prelims, which is what you just took part in.
Ernesto
Every day, there've been two to three prelims held all over the city.
Lin Yühsia
Were they all melees like that?
Ernesto
No. I don't know whether to call you lucky or unlucky, honestly. You crashed the single most dangerous kind.
Ernesto
There's been a huge variety of prelim types, like eating contests, racewalks, sprints, et cetera. The scrimmage topped everything else for risk.
Lin Yühsia
But the reward was just as high?
Ernesto
That's right. No other prelim reward would've ever been as generous as the pure gold statue you got.
Ernesto
And that's why so many people join the scrimmage, even though it's so dangerous.
Ch'en
Hold on, you just said the competition permits contact. Then the people who come in from the other prelims...
Ernesto
Aha, your reactions tell me you two are very astute.
Ernesto
I imagine you're worried that the competition won't be kind to entrants who won the more entertainment-focused prelims.
Ernesto
I'll cut straight to the chase, then. No, it won't be an easy time for them.
Ernesto
Like I said, people want to see more than simple stamina matches. It's a fight to excite. That's why the weaker ones are up against greater threats.
Ch'en
...Hmph.
Ernesto
But you don't need to worry too much, Miss Ch'en. The Mayor's taken that into account. There's an article in the rules on it.
Ch'en
Oh?
Ernesto
Have you noticed another problem?
Ernesto
The competition doesn't restrict Originium Arts. If someone could boost their own speed with it—
Ernesto
—just to exaggerate, if they could reach the goal in an instant, then that'd be tough luck to everyone else, right?
Lin Yühsia
I assume people like that must exist.
Ch'en
How couldn't they? Even without Arts, Kuranta naturally outperform others in a race.
Ernesto
They do exist, of course. To counteract that, the Mayor is giving the viewers the right to choose.
Lin Yühsia
The audience decides who the true winner is?
Ernesto
To be precise, the audience decides who doesn't deserve to be a winner.
Ernesto
After every round of the competition, there'll be a viewer voting segment, and the votes could completely reshape the final rankings.
Ernesto
Using flashy means to gain victory is naturally self-explanatory.
Ernesto
Winning too boring might get you eliminated, but drop enough jaws and you could tip the scales when you'd otherwise fall just short.
Ernesto
Of course, there's no guarantee that's how it goes.
Ernesto
With all of that, no one knows who the winner truly is, until the final moment.
Ch'en
Too boring?
Ernesto
Right. And not just in combat.
Ernesto
Dazzling fights are the most direct way to make eyes boggle, but blindsiding with actions can net you cheers too.
Ernesto
That's the rule that gives contestants a fighting chance, even if they're wipeouts in combat.
Lin Yühsia
A lesson learned from Kazimierz.
Ch'en
Right, true. I remember the Major had similar rules.
Ernesto
You two really have seen it all. The Mayor's visited Kazimierz several times before. Apparently, her trade agreement with Lungmen was signed there too.
Ch'en
So Wei Yenwu went out there as well...
Ernesto
In any case, these are rules that favor the strong, so expect plenty of those who scraped through the prelims for a prize will have to forfeit at the official thing.
Ernesto
That's why the number of teams competing always changes a little.
Ernesto
In short, this is a contest with no differentiation, no limits, and no holds barred on the road to victory—but—the winner needs the whole city's approval.
Ch'en
I'm not that invested in winning or losing this.
Ernesto
I know that. Your goal is to use the championship to carry out your mission from Ms. Candela, right? I'll be there to help with that, too.
Lin Yühsia
If we lose immediately, there'll be no investigation to speak of.
Ch'en
I know.
Ernesto
Haha, that's for sure. And the two of you have probably noticed, the battle for popularity runs through the whole championship. In other words, it began the moment the preliminaries did.
Ernesto
And given how you entered midway into the scrimmage and stomped all over peak danger, it might not be a stretch to say your team is the hottest topic right now.
Ernesto
You can think of winning as a service to your goal, and enjoy what the competition has for you.
Round 1, you're looking for gold in an empty neighborhood.
Ernesto
There are twenty bars of pure gold to find in this area, and competing teams need at least one. Hand them in to staff at the workers' area afterward, and you're through.
Ch'en
In a residential neighborhood?
Ernesto
Right. During the competition, everyone living in this area will be housed in hotels elsewhere, and the city government will cover their expenses.
Ernesto
They'll cover the costs of any and all damage to housing, equipment, et cetera, as a result of the competition, too.
Ernesto
Most look forward to it, thanks to that. There are even some dying to compete, just so they can smash their own homes up to get them rebuilt free of charge.
Ch'en
......
Lin Yühsia
Find gold, fight over it, and then make for the handover. Heh, violence seems almost assured.
Ernesto
That's right. Some choose to search, some to steal, and some to cut down on rival numbers first.
Ernesto
Round 1 won't end until the last of the gold is handed in to staff.
Lin Yühsia
If my guess isn't wildly off, the gold is also part of the prize?
Ernesto
It sure is. Nothing's stopping you if you want more gold and don't actively hand it in, but you shoulder all the corresponding risk as well.
Lin Yühsia
If one person acquires all the pure gold, then what?
Ernesto
Hm... theoretically, it's possible, but practically, it's never happened before, so I'm not sure myself.
Once Round 1 is over, there'll be two days' downtime, where the victors are invited to take part in all sorts of spin-off events, and attend a bunch of fancy dinner parties.
Ernesto
Good for bolstering your popularity outside the arena, in a sense.
Ernesto
Then it's Round 2. You should be relatively familiar with it; it's a traditional triathlon event.
Ch'en
Traditional?
Ernesto
Traditional.
Ernesto
First you run a route along the beach, then cycle a circuit around the city, and finally, return to the start at the beach for a swim, all the way until the finish: a cruise ship in the middle of the sea.
Ernesto
But, of course, there's all kinds of ways to win.
Lin Yühsia
During the race and cycling, I assume you're allowed to leave the main streets.
Ernesto
Certainly. However, the Mayor has put a substantial fighting force to block the shortcuts, so essentially, taking them means a violent breakthrough.
After Round 2 ends, there's two days of downtime just like Round 1, but these ones will be more of a pure rest.
Ernesto
The victors get the pleasure of all the entertainment and facilities aboard a cruise ship normally reserved for the rich, free of charge.
Ernesto
Honestly, it's the part a lot of competitors aim for when they're entering, but it's not the end of things.
Ch'en
Why not?
Ernesto
Because of Round 3, the final round of the competition. Highly simple, and highly cruel.
Ernesto
It's a battle royale with the whole ship as fair game. Survive until you're the last team standing to be crowned winner.
Ernesto
Which means, in Round 3, there's practically no space for clever tricks.
Ch'en
Understood.
Ernesto
Oh, right. You probably remember me saying back at the arena, team size limit is seven.
Ernesto
In principle, the more teammates, the more you can do.
Lin Yühsia
But the more you have to split the money.
Ernesto
That's right. And it's not like there aren't limits, too.
Ernesto
You aren't allowed communications equipment during the contest. That means you need to have your plan ready from the start, and if your team splinters, then you've got to be ready for them to come at you.
Lin Yühsia
But so long as one person completes the objective, the whole team can advance?
Ernesto
Yes. That's why there's pros and cons to your team being big or small.
Ch'en
How long until it officially starts?
Ernesto
Two days. These two days are downtime.
Ch'en
Looks like I need every last minute, then.
Ernesto
Head through there. You'll find a small firing range and a training ground.
Ch'en
Got it.
Ernesto
Will you be fine, Miss Lin?
Lin Yühsia
I'll be fine. I have an Arts Unit.
Lin Yühsia
Only she would switch weapons for fear of her power going out of control.
Ch'en
Lin Yühsia.
Lin Yühsia
What?
Ch'en
I've been putting up with you forever. I think you've been putting up with me forever. There's a training ground inside. Let's fight it out.