Oh, I remember. A Sargon nomadic city was passing pretty close to us that day. You turned all weird after that.
Eunectes
I think you're the weird one, Gavial.
Eunectes
How could you not feel astonished after seeing something like that? How could you not be shocked? How could you not feel like a tiny speck of dust?
Gavial
I mean, I guess I felt something like 'Wow, that's big.' But what's a big thing got to do with me?
Eunectes
That's our Gavial.
Eunectes
But that's the day I lost interest in fighting with you.
Eunectes
I asked Inam to help me find books on machinery, and began studying Sargonian and mechanical engineering.
Eunectes
Then I met the High Priest, and we began building the Big, Ugly Thing together.
Gavial
I know. I did go to look for you after all.
Gavial
Hm? Does that mean that the weirdo over there is your invisible friend?
High Priest
That's right!
Utage
Woah! When did you get here?!
Croissant
This feller's got the same energy as my Baws, the Emperor...
High Priest
Emperor? Are you talking about that penguin?
Croissant
Sure am. Hold on a minute, you know the Baws?
High Priest
Of course, of course I do. Though it's been a couple of decades since we last met... Eh, was it a few decades? Or a few centuries? Doesn't matter. I can smell him on you.
Utage
What's that about a few centuries...?
Croissant
Lordy loo! Who'da thunk I'd meet a friend of the Baws out here!
Gavial
So you really do exist. I always thought Zumama got messed up in the head and hallucinated you. I was even researching similar cases at Rhodes Island.
High Priest
Oh, don't you know, Gavial? Whenever you came to look for Zumama, I was always there watching!
High Priest
Just like this!
Gavial
He disappeared!
High Priest
Hahaha, I wouldn't normally show myself to you, but since I want to pilot the Big Ugly, I have no choice!
High Priest
Building machines with the little ones is actually a lot of fun!
Utage
Speaking of the Big Ugly, shouldn't somebody be driving it? 'cause I'm pretty sure it's about to crash into that house.
High Priest
Huh? Oh, crap! Gotta go!
Utage
Wow, he popped back into that thing quick. Badass.
Croissant
He'n the Boss really are birds of a feather, huh...
Eunectes
......
Gavial
Oh, right, our conversation. Zumama, let's get to the point, if we're gonna fight anyway do we really have to talk about all this stuff?
Eunectes
Yes.
Eunectes
I have things to say to you, and to myself.
Eunectes
Did you know, Gavial? You were always my biggest obstacle.
Gavial
Huh? Really?
Eunectes
Well, not just you, but people like you.
Eunectes
I've tried so many times to teach people about the charm of the machines. But in the end, they're never interested.
Eunectes
Because they look up to strong people, like you.
Eunectes
You teach them that, in this place, you get what you want when you're strong.
Eunectes
It's your strength that stands in the way of progress.
Eunectes
So I decided to change the way they think. I'm going to use an even greater power to destroy this blind worship of strength that you created.
Utage
Well, that makes sense to me. What do you think, Doctor?
Indeed.
Gavial
Doctor, whose side are you on?!
......
Croissant
Sounds like yer talkin' sense, but it still don't feel right, somehow...
Machines are cool.
Blaze
Hell yeah! That big clanker's badass!
Gavial
Honestly, I'm almost convinced myself.
Gavial
But I never wanted to be anyone's role model. When I say fists solve problems, that's just me talking. It's got nothing to do with anyone else.
Eunectes
I know, I'm not blaming you.
Eunectes
Even so, Gavial, I want to defeat you with the power of the Big Ugly.
Eunectes
Everyone, listen up!
Eunectes
The Big Ugly will be dueling Gavial once again!
Eunectes
This battle will decide who is the real Great Chief!
Eunectes
High Priest, it's time to fight!
High Priest
You got it!
Eunectes
Are you ready, Gavial? Your friends can join the fight too!
Gavial
Finally!
Gavial
Step back, everybody. This one's mine.
Gavial
Come at me!
High Priest
Let's test its performance first!
High Priest
Fire!
Gavial
Heh, don't think you'll hit me a second time!
High Priest
Ah, those are the reflexes I'd expect from Gavial! No problem. Have a taste of my great iron fist!
Gavial
A test of strength, huh? Sounds good to me!
Ceobe
Wow, Gavial's strong!
Croissant
Crazy strong! She stopped its fist all by lonesome!
Utage
I know I asked way back when I got my first physical, but why is she a medic again?
High Priest
...You may be my opponent, but I can't help but cheer for you!
High Priest
It's not over yet though! The Big Ugly has a max performance mode for just such an occasion!
High Priest
Go!
Gavial
What?!
Utage
That big guy looks stronger!
Blaze
And it's suppressing Gavial's strength?!
High Priest
Oh, what a melodious sound...! Hm? Wait, these readings are strange... Whaaa?
Eunectes
High Priest, what's going on?!
High Priest
Waah, my butt's being cooked!
Eunectes
I'm talking about the Big Ugly!
High Priest
Oh, I was just sharing my status as well. I think the engine output is too high. I'm losing control of the Big Ugly!
High Priest
It's actually quite exhilarating!
Eunectes
Get out of there!
High Priest
Aren't we fighting? Let's just fight like this! Come, Gavial, I'll finish this once and for allββ
Eunectes
High Priest!
High Priest
Oh, fine. What a shame. Looks like I'll have to change tactics.
High Priest
Zumama, don't worry about me, I'll do my best to stabilize it. You find a way to stop the Big Ugly in the meantime!
Eunectes
...Gavial, you and your people get out of here. This isn't your business.
Gavial
What are you talking about? Don't you want to beat me?
Eunectes
I do. But not like this.
Gavial
Come on. Of course I'm going to help. Right, Doctor?
Ceobe
Fight the monster! I'll help!
Utage, Croissant, prepare for battle!
Utage
Eh, you want me to fight that big guy? Really? What a pain.
Croissant
I'm gettin' overtime for this one, Baws! Triple rate!
......
Blaze
Doctor, don't just sit there and enjoy the show! It's time to take command.