I have to say, that cannon was so astoundingly loud, I almost got blown out of the thing when it fired!
Eunectes
I'm asking you about the Big, Ugly Thing.
High Priest
I was just sharing my personal situation with you. It went exactly as we expected. Firing the cannon in succession caused it to overheat.
High Priest
But it went very well. Yes, I have to say, it was very effective! Despite the fact that it gave me quite the scare!
High Priest
In any case, we will have to fix it up after we get back.
Eunectes
Yeah, the ceremony happened way too quickly. The Big Ugly wasn't ready yet.
Eunectes
I was hoping to wait until we finished it before talking to the other tribes about the ceremony, but they'd already gone ahead with it.
High Priest
It's okay. It all turned out fine!
High Priest
I still remember how shocked everyone was when they first saw the Big, Ugly Thing! Haha, that was so funny!
Eunectes
Yeah, we've accomplished our goal.
High Priest
This will set in motion a new order! A new era! Yes, an age of machines! That has such a nice ring to it!
High Priest
What do you think of the 'Age of Big Ugly'? Oh, maybe the 'Age of the High Priest' too. Yes, that sounds almost as cool as I do.
Eunectes
Let's just call it the age of machines.
High Priest
Sheesh, you have a lot going for you, but you're still behind the times. Now that you've learned what it's like outside, you should try to expand your horizons!
High Priest
Here, check out my outfit. Don't you think it's trendy? Looks smart?
Eunectes
You're so short, I can't even see it. What does trendy mean, anyway?
High Priest
Argh, never mind. My mistake. I shouldn't have brought this up. But no matter. I'll pick out some clothes befitting you, our next Great Chief.
Eunectes
I don't mind how I dress. Anyway, I just got word from the tribesmen who stayed behind. They managed to steal an engine.
High Priest
What? Really?
Eunectes
Yes, apparently they got it from the transport Gavial used to get here.
High Priest
Wonderful! I can't wait to take a good look at it!
High Priest
Oh, come to think of it, I can go check it out right now! I'll see you later!
What, you new here? That's the High Priest! You know, the Big Ugly's pilot!
Archosauria A
What? I want to pilot the Big Ugly!
Archosauria B
Give it up. Before it was finished, that thing used to explode just about every day. So many hands got caught up in the explosions, in the end no one wanted to pilot it.
Archosauria B
Then the High Priest came along, and he somehow managed to come back alive every time it blew up!
Archosauria A
No kidding? He's that good?!
Archosauria B
Yeah, I've got no idea what tribe he's from, but we all call him the High Priest now!
Archosauria A
Hm? Isn't that Yogi over there? Hey, Yogi.
Yogi
Oh, it's you two.
Archosauria A
I thought you were taking care of your brother. Where is he?
Yogi
Actually, I'm going to the leader to talk about that.
Archosauria A
You idiot, she's the Great Chief now!
Yogi
Oh, I'm going to the Great Chief.
Eunectes
What's the matter?
Yogi
Great Chief, my brother has caught the Stone Disease.
Eunectes
Speak Sargonian.
Yogi
Oh, yes, sorry. I'm not very good at speaking it yet.
Eunectes
...How did he catch the disease?
Yogi
He wanted to mine more ores and went deeper into the mine. He didn't even listen to me when I told him not to...
Eunectes
That idiot! Didn't I tell you to stay away from the mine's depths?!
Eunectes
Where is he now?
Yogi
Gavial took him away for treatment.
Eunectes
Gavial?
Yogi
Yes, it looks like Gavial actually became a doctor. My brother was in a lot of pain, but he seemed much better after she patched him up a bit.
Eunectes
...So she really meant it when she said she's a doctor now.
Yogi
She wanted me to pass along a message too.
Eunectes
What is it?
Yogi
She said she was coming for you. She looked angry.
Archosauria A
Hmph, I bet she's just upset our leader defeated her!
Archosauria B
That's right, leader! What you did back there. That boom! That was amazing!
Archosauria A
You didn't call her Great Chief!
Archosauria B
You didn't either!
Archosauria A
Get off my back, you moron! She'll always be our tribe leader!
Archosauria B
Why don't you get off my back? I just haven't gotten used to calling her that yet!
Eunectes
Gavial isn't like that.
Yogi
Great Chief, I trust Gavial.
Eunectes
Yes, I trust her too. Your brother will be fine. Where is he?
Yogi
At Tomimi's tribe.
Eunectes
Tomimi's... You should go get your brother later.
Yogi
Understood.
High Priest
I'm certain Gavial's here to get her engine back!
Eunectes
...She'll have to go through me to get it.
Eunectes
I'll admit that Gavial's strong, but she thinks her fists are everything.
Eunectes
She's wrong.
Eunectes
If she's here for her engine, then I'll give her another taste of the Big Ugly's might.
Eunectes
...But I won't give it back to her. This engine is very important to our tribe, no, our future.
???
Did you just mention Gavial?
Eunectes
Flint, did you hear that?
Archosauria A
Why don't you cry in your bed some more about the Great Chief?!
Archosauria B
And why don't you go home to your mama and have her teach you what to call the Great Chief?!
Flint
Knock it off, you two.
Archosauria A
Gah!
Archosauria B
You... Kemar?
Flint
You don't want her to come, do you?
Eunectes
If she comes, I'll defeat her.
Flint
So you don't you want her here. Then I'll stop her.
Tch, this rainforest's way too humid! I've barely hiked half a day and I'm already drenched in sweat! And I haven't seen a soul in the two days I've been here!
Blaze
Thank goodness I wore my swimsuit underneath. What a lifesaver. I'm really getting my money's worth with it.
Blaze
Really, though. Even when I climb the trees here, all I see is more trees! Just where's that ceremony Gavial was talking about?