Morning, everyone! The weather's not bad at all today, wouldn't you say, Uncle Oliver?
Operator Oliver
Oh, it's you. I was just asking, who else could it be knocking at the crack of dawn? But it's a gloomy day today no matter where you look. What's to appreciate?
Janie
Any time it's not raining is good weather. That's what you get in County Hillock. For that matter, how do you know the day's not going to turn clear skies?
Operator Oliver
Fine, you've got me there. Shredder, you stop dilly-dallying. We haven't got anyone dropping in, it's just Janie, daily ditcher.
Janie
You're one to talk. Shredder, you come over here with us.
Janie
I brought you a yuccoffee pie today, and some shortbread. Da sent me some tea last week, so I've brought that too. Uncle Oliver, is there any evaporated milk left?
Operator Shredder
Leftovers started molding ages ago. That bloody man—never remembers to go buy any.
Operator Oliver
Isn't it your turn on the shopping? Or am I hallucinating, somehow?
Operator Oliver
Fred! Will! We need your thoughts too!
Janie
Alright, alright, it's not worth crying over this little spilled milk. Look, what's this? Fresh new evaporated, and some cheese too. Picked them up along the way from the morning market. Here, you can have them.
Janie
Hee-hee, I've wanted to try making milk tea for forever now. I think you'll like it at least, Uncle Oliver.
Operator Oliver
Ah, still no one more considerate than you, Janie. Will, you'd better learn well. At least don't start acting like that man next to you with Shredder for a codename.
Operator Will
This shortbread tastes delicious... ooh, right, Miss Willow, isn't your senior officer going to get on your case for running here every day to bring us breakfast?
Operator Shredder
The Victorian Army's rules are a fair deal strict, if I recall.
Janie
Ah... you don't need to worry about that. I'm a guard of honor, I'm only good for big events or recruitment drives. They don't have much use to put me to—the Sergeant Major wouldn't even think about me most of the time.
Janie
Besides, it's not like I don't do anything proper.
Janie
Every morning when I get up, the first thing I do is pull this banner off its support.
Janie
While I wait for the flour to ferment and the coffee to brew, I'll straighten out the creases bit by bit.
Janie
Once the shortbread's done, that means I have to wash the flour off me. It takes time for my hair to dry naturally, and that's the perfect time to care for the flagpole, and let it shine like brand new.
Janie
Uncle Oliver, don't rush to pick up your tea yet—it's still too hot.
Janie
For a complete morning, everything needs to glow gorgeous, no exceptions. Only then can I bring joy to you all—that's my life's creed.
Janie
What's the pie like today, Shredder? Want any more?
Operator Shredder
Perfect... Just like every day before.
Janie
Really? Let me try some too... seems I put a little too much sugar in. I'll make sure to watch out for that tomorrow.
Operator Will
Well, I'm not going to tell you off for being lazy like they do now, Miss Willow.
Janie
—Janie. That's what everyone calls me.
Operator Will
Alright, er... Miss Jane. My honest fear's that they'll want me spending every morning as amply as you do.
Janie
No need for that. I'm not like any of you, there's only so much I can do for the people here. Hm... I think the tea's about the right temperature now. Just make sure to stir it a little before you drink—
If you actually hit any of the grown-ups, then, then you're in for it! Last time, didn't Carol get...
Anxious Child A
*Huff*, *huff*... Someone's come out, let's run!
Craig
Uh...
Janie
Whose ball is this?
Craig
Um...
Janie
Is it yours?
Anxious Child A
Craig... Craig, come on, run! Forget the ball...
Craig
No... that ball's left by my da...
Janie
If you're too shy about it, I won't hand it back. Come on, hold your hand out.
Craig
......
Craig
Are... Are you gonna beat me?
Janie
Why would I beat you, now?
Craig
Your clothes got dirty.
Janie
Eh, that's just me being careless. It's no matter.
Craig
All the other grown-ups like you, they don't care if it wasn't me who got them dirty.
Craig
They always beat us. But not with their hands, they kick us instead. And they shout all loud, to scare us off.
Janie
*Sigh*.
Janie
That means they're definitely not your friends.
Janie
Do you live around here? I think I've spotted you before. Doesn't your ma sell apples at the crack of every dawn, down the alley in District Seventeen nearby?
Janie
Your family's apples are scrumptious. Not too crisp, but still very, very sweet. Perfect for making apple butter and spreading onto bread.
Janie
How about this? I'll put the ball on the windowsill here, and you come pick it up, okay?
Janie
Eh?
Janie
Hold on, slow down, I've got tea on my hands, it's gotten your hair all wet. Let me wipe that for you.
Craig
Um...
Janie
I'm Janie. What's your name?
Craig
I'm...
Anxious Child A
Craig! It's your ma lookin' for you. Quick, you've gotta go!
Those bunch of rotters, all higgledy-piggledly in the street first thing in the morning. I bet it was them who broke that last windowpane, too.
Janie
Haha... children, you know? I broke the man next door's flowerpots when I was young, and my da really gave me a talking-to for that.
Operator Shredder
You laid hands on that boy.
Janie
Just now? Yeah, if I didn't wipe his hair clean, it'd be sticky all day.
Operator Shredder
His father passed away, half a year ago. Poor bloke, caught Oripathy.
Operator Shredder
There's a lot—'cause of that—won't dare touch him.
Janie
Oh...
Operator Shredder
Workers, fairly strapped for cash. That Oriron byproduct processing plant has a partnership, with Aneca. But they don't give the full amount of prophylactics.
Operator Shredder
It's normal for you—to hesitate. In their neighborhood, it's about one in five houses, turning out to have Oripathy patients.
Operator Shredder
They care for another, in a sense. If those soldiers weren't here...
Operator Oliver
Shredder! You've lost track.
Janie
It's alright... you're just stating the facts. I've heard how... my coworkers treat the Oripathy-sick... no, not just the sick, they've got the wrong idea about all of the residents.
Janie
I... I don't think the same way. We're all Victorians, aren't we? Their days might be hard on them, I—I understand full well. But I hope for them to live a little happier too.
Janie
What do you think... Should I have been even better to that child?
Operator Shredder
...Don't force yourself.
Operator Will
What's the long faces for? I'll bring the playing cards out. Wasn't it you who suggested a spot of tea with cards, Miss Jane?
Janie
Yes. Will's right, the sun's poking out for once in a while. Let's not waste the good weather.
Janie
Take a seat, everyone. I'll pour you all some more tea; there's still plenty left in the pot.
Operator Will
Is that me who's won again?
Operator Oliver
It's too early to be full of yourself. You're on shift tonight.
Operator Will
What? How's it me again?!
Operator Oliver
Not clicking? That was our stakes! Whoever won at cards is on broom duty, file sorting, buying us all afternoon tea...
Operator Will
Can I get a redeal?
Janie
Uncle Oliver, your jokes are putting Will in tears again.
Operator Oliver
Isn't that the fun of a game of cards? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
???
One small tip—next time you try second dealing, remember to watch behind you.
Operator Oliver
What—?! Who's talking?
Outcast
And on a side note, the tea's an excellent brew.
Janie
H—Hello! Who might you be?
Janie
(She came in suddenly, and none of us noticed her...)
Outcast
They call me Outcast, my young Vouivran beauty.
Outcast
I'm sorry I tasted your tea without asking. Seeing as I rushed all the way over here, I hope you won't mind too much.
Janie
I...
Janie
F... Feel—feel free. If you haven't eaten breakfast yet, would you like to try some pie I baked? It might be a little sweet...
Outcast
I'd love to. Everybody who knows me knows I love sweets—especially the Victorian kind. You got it baked like this to fancy, adorable perfection.
Janie
Haha... Thank you for the encouragement, Lady Outcast.
Outcast
—Outcast. Nobody calls me a Lady, really. I'm more of that 'Lass' type.
Operator Oliver
—!
Operator Oliver
I—I know who you are! I remember now... Will! C-Clean the table up, quick—
Operator Shredder
I thought you'd be here two days later... Last message, you said you'd just passed the border.
Outcast
Couldn't help it, I haven't been to Victoria in a decade. Some parts are a bit more crowded, but just like me, the years are starting to show in a few places.
Outcast
If I hadn't hitched a ride the wrong way in County Peninsula, we would've met last night.
Operator Oliver
*cough* Ahem, your understanding, please. County Hillock's not the biggest spot on the map, and we rarely get elite operators at our branch office here.
Operator Oliver
Last time I was out near Minos on field work, I met Stormeye—that was two years ago, already.
Janie
Elite operator? Just the name sounds like a force to be reckoned with.
Outcast
—Rhodes Island gives different work to different people, that's all. Besides, I'm pretty much just a civil servant now. I only came to County Hillock to fetch some data.
Operator Oliver
You're too modest.
Operator Oliver
On the topic of data, did you want to see our finance forms first, or the ledger for our inventory in/out and stock this half... (Hints to Will)
Outcast
Hold your beasties.
Outcast
We're not THAT pressed for time. No need to hurl a starving girl like me straight into work. It's only fair to let me steal a breather here and there, right?
Janie
Haha... I can sympathize greatly.
Outcast
Hope I haven't disrupted your little R&R here.
Outcast casually picks up a card. Thin, no more than paper, it spins three times and a half at her fingertips, then is gone in a swish.